Good Wish to Bad Wish---game

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you're a gynecologist.

I wish I was a private detective

 

[Dessa]

Granted but a lotta people don't like you and so you die.

I wish I could turn things to gold.

 

[ThatOneDude]

granted but you end up turning yourself to gold while bathing.

I wish I could buy ANYTHING

 

[Dessa]

Granted but where you gonna put all that stuff? So you kill yourself.

I wish I was indestructible

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted but you still feel pain and get abducted by 50 guys with a guro fetish.....yes I am sick XD

I wish I could fly!

 

[Dessa]

Granted but you do it the first time and you hit a building and die.

I wish for never ending lays!

 

[Ladysphinx]

Did I read correct. Granted, but you get tired of getting laid but can't stop, lol.

I wish be a vampire

 

[ThatOneDude]

granted but you end up a twilight vampire

I wish I could become walk though walls.

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted but you can never ever touch anything else.

I wish I could reach my goal weight

 

[ThatOneDude]

granted you you keep losing it until you're a skeleton

I wish I had my own house

 

[Dessa]

Granted but a snow storm ruins it now you're living in the streets. (And I meant the chip lays lol)

I wish for a groups of superheroes under my command.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted but they're all Rapeman (wikipedia it, I swear he's real XD)

I wish I had a giant bed that would let me sleep whenever i wanted. Of course it comes with 3 succubi. >.>

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted but you never wake up after the second time you sleep in it

I wish to be a real lady

 

[ThatOneDude]

I think you're a real lady >///>

Granted, but the a mad scientist abducts you and gives you a sex change

I wish i had a giant robot

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted but it's so big it accedently steps on you.

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I wish I could be two ppl at once

 

[Peter Lorre]

Completely offtopic here (sorry):

Granted but they're all Rapeman (wikipedia it, I swear he's real XD)

I wish I had a giant bed that would let me sleep whenever i wanted. Of course it comes with 3 succubi. >.>

"Righting wrongs through penetration."

Man, I lol'd so hard after looking that up.

 

[Dessa]

I wish for a pony that can travel time and loves me very much and has no homicidal urges.

 

[WishingWell]

Wish granted, but you find out he's married.


I wish I could go to Bermuda for two weeks.

 

[Sci-Fi]

Granted, but you end up in the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish I had a time machine

 

[SaveMe]

Granted, but you get stuck in the past

I wish for somebody to love