Good Wish to Bad Wish---game

[Ladysphinx]

Granted, but it's haunted by a 1000 evil spirts

I wish for the next person to find true love

 

[Drama]

Granted but it will end by the sudden death of one of them

I wish for the world to be at total peace

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted, but this will only happen after the great war and everybodies dead.

I wish for the best pizza ever

 

[Drama]

LOL

Granted but there will be worms in it x_x

I wish I had the prettiest dress in the world!

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted but it's way too big for you.

I wish I had more guts

 

[Drama]

Granted but it will make you take dangerous risks

I wish I could be a better person

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted but now ppl treat you like a doormat

 

[Dessa]

Eh, no question? Alrighty I'll make one.

I wish to run a mile in 4 minutes.

 

[Ladysphinx]

granted but you can't stop running untill you pass out

I wish I had x-ray vision

 

[ThatOneDude]

granted, but you can only see people's skeletons and you cant turn it off

I wish I had a constantly refilling mountain dew cup

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted, but if you stop drinking it over flow with 10ml per second and soon causes a flood

 

[Dessa]

Mmkay well I'll wish.

I wish for a cat that has a dog's friendliness.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but it also humps everything in sight.

I wish I had a pet robot dog....

 

[Dessa]

Granted but your mom spills water on it and it breaks.

I wish for immortality.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but somebody yells, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! and chops off your head

I wish I had a shillelagh

 

[Dessa]

Granted but uh I dunno what that is so I give you a ban hammer instead.

I wish for a shillelagh

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted but you drop it on your foot.

I wish I had and english speaking giant rat....

 

[Dessa]

Granted but it doesn't like you very much.

I wish for an ice cream truck.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but all the ice cream's toxic

I wish I had a truck full of non toxic ice cream.

 

[Drama]

Granted but a lot of flies will eat from the ice cream

I wish I had a licorn