Good Wish to Bad Wish---game

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you become so tall your head breaches atmo and you suffocate.

I wish I had the intelligence of Lorenzo and the sexiness of Nathan Fillion.

 

[Dessa]

Granted but all the chicks love you that they've started to kill each other and eventually turns on you.

I wish I can swim.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but all of the water in the world dries up

I wish I had a 50 inch prehensile tail

 

[Dessa]

Lol granted but you got it stuck under the door that it had to be cut off.

I wish I was a doctor.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you can only euthanize puppies.

I wish I had awesome lockpicking skills.

 

[Dessa]

Jeez why you keep making me kill puppies.

Granted but you didn't realize there was a camera on you and now you're in jail.

I wish for world domination.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but the world explodes.

I wish for the ability to make it rain money on command, but only 100 dollar bills.

 

[Dessa]

Granted but the government finds out and now they are experimenting on your lifeless body.

I wish I was charming.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you only attract ALPHAS! I'M GONNA GO BENCH AND THEN DO SOME STEROIDS!

I wish I was charming too....

 

[Dessa]

Lol **** alpha males.

Granted but you only attract the sexay psycho types and one of them chop off your penis.

I wish NPH wasn't gay so I at least had a shot even in my dreams.

 

[ThatOneDude]

....wouldn't bother me....

I wish NPH could be my gay bff.

 

[Dessa]

Granted but his boyfriend gets mad and kills you.

I wish I lived in New York.

 

[floffyschneeman]

granted, but you turned out to be a lesbian. now he's not into you (or you're not into him) if that makes sense.

I wish I could fly like superman, superman, superman! lol

 

[ThatOneDude]

O.O honeysuckle me too >.> I mean, granted, but the dumbass governor makes new york go bankrupt

I wish I knew how to fly a plane.

 

[Dessa]

Granted but a bunch of birds distract you and you crash.

I wish I was a mathematical genius.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you end up going crazy like in a Beautiful Mind

I wish I had a bottle of mountain dew

 

[Dessa]

Granted but it's poisoned so you die.

I wish for a twin sister.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted but she doesn't like to share anything so she tries to kill you.
I wish I had a cool next door neighbor.

 

[Dessa]

Granted but someone lights their house on fire and they die.

I wish for snow here in this island.

 

[ThatOneDude]

granted but it never stops snowing and you all die.

I wish for 2 pet succubi.....I'm lonely XD