Good Wish to Bad Wish---game

[Pasha Selim]

So be it - but without any achievement.

I wish I lived at least 60 miles away from my current home.

 

[zero]

Wish granted, but your family and friends decided to move along with you, so your home would be the same, only 60 mile away from your current one.

Wish it were summer now.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but a nuke is launched and the world is plunged into nuclear winter

I wish I had a mind control device, that cannot explode, or backfire in any way >.>

 

[Dessa]

Wish granted but I try in on you first and now you are my slave. MUAHAHAHA

I wish to live in Chicago with my friend.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you get sent to prison in chicago

I wish for the ability to become invisible!

 

[Dessa]

Granted but you can never become visible again!

I wish I could teleport.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you cant teleport your clothes as well

I wish I was super strong!

 

[Dessa]

Granted but everything you come into contact with is destroyed.

I wish for world peace.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but we find alien life, start a war on their world, lose, and then they come here and kill everyone unless they're willing to have sex with Jehuty

I wish I had xray vision that I could adust the intensity of so I could see through peoples clothes and not their skin and turn off at will >.>

 

[Dessa]

Granted but someone pokes your eyes out and you can never see ever again.

I wish I was an assassin.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you're only hired to kill extremely cute puppies

I wish I had a pool of mountain dew

 

[Dessa]

Granted but you can't swim so you drown and die.

I wish I had an older sibling.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I actually cant swim....I didn't think of that

Granted, but she's a jerk and a vampire. And a hermit.

 

[Dessa]

Lol hermit vampire?

Duude, what's your wish?

 

[ThatOneDude]

oh. I wish I could turn into a tentacle monster. >.>

 

[Dessa]

Granted but you're poached and dies.

I wish I could have a million wishes.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but all of your wished get misinterpreted as "I want to be violated by Jack Nicholson"

I wish I had a pet succubus >.>

 

[Dessa]

Lol granted but your pet succubus kills you.

I wish I had telekinesis.

 

[ThatOneDude]

That'd be a hell of a death though XD

granted, but you cant control the speed of anything you move and kill people frequently

I wish I had a million tax free dollars.

 

[Dessa]

Granted but you become a heartless ******* who only cares about money.

I wish I was tall.