Horror Stories:

[Fodderboy]

Thought maybe a place for everyone to share their worst experince with a relationship(s) could be good for letting off some steam... Seems like a lot of us are itching to get it off our chests anyway...

So, (if it's ok with the mods) let's all share our worst stories about having a significant other.

 

[Bluey]

My horror story is just that I have no one I well become an old man. Not a lonely old man cos am already lonely. so half way there all ready

But I see NP in ppl telling there stories.

 

[Naleena]

Thought maybe a place for everyone to share their worst experince with a relationship(s) could be good for letting off some steam... Seems like a lot of us are itching to get it off our chests anyway...

So, (if it's ok with the mods) let's all share our worst stories about having a significant other.

Worst experience in a relationship? Lemme see...ah yes! A guy I had started dating had a crack addiction. I didn't know it. He ended up stealing from me.

 

[kjjerm]

Walked in on my fiancee doing non-pg things with about 4 of my male friends.

 

[kjjerm]

... did I win? XD

 

[Bluey]

... did I win? XD

Oh do you mean Walked in on you EX doing non-pg things with about 4 of your male friends.

Dude, that's wrong. Did you fall out with all your friends as well?

 

[Minus]

... did I win? XD

So far it seems like it, if you want to call that winning

 

[Fodderboy]

Lol, I wish I had some sort of prize for you kjjerm... My first fiancee tried to stab me with a dagger, and that's still better than her being "stabbed" by a bunch of my friends... That's just wrong...

 

[Naleena]

Walked in on my fiancee doing non-pg things with about 4 of my male friends.

Ah man, tell me you kicked her to the curb!

 

[Minus]

heh, I'd have kicked more than that.

 

[EveWasFramed]

heh, I'd have kicked more than that.

What, lol? Haven't you heard of my propensity for crotch kicking?

 

[kjjerm]

Lol, I wish I had some sort of prize for you kjjerm... My first fiancee tried to stab me with a dagger, and that's still better than her being "stabbed" by a bunch of my friends... That's just wrong...

lol ... a dagger! Was she wearing a corset, too?

 

[kjjerm]

heh, I'd have kicked more than that.

What, lol? Haven't you heard of my propensity for crotch kicking?

*goes bow legged* >>

 

[Minus]

What, lol? Haven't you heard of my propensity for crotch kicking?

Oh, now the warning comes.

 

[Naleena]

Lol, I wish I had some sort of prize for you kjjerm... My first fiancee tried to stab me with a dagger, and that's still better than her being "stabbed" by a bunch of my friends... That's just wrong...

Shiver me timbers! Thats what you get for hanging out with Pirate women. Why didn't you cry parley? To Davey Jones locker with ya! That was her intentions....lol Arrr! **giggles**

 

[EveWasFramed]

heh, I'd have kicked more than that.

What, lol? Haven't you heard of my propensity for crotch kicking?

*goes bow legged* >>

ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[EveWasFramed]

Lol, I wish I had some sort of prize for you kjjerm... My first fiancee tried to stab me with a dagger, and that's still better than her being "stabbed" by a bunch of my friends... That's just wrong...

A dagger?? WTF? Who the hell carries a dagger?? heh, you wouldn't share your "booty" with her, would ya? Arrrrrrrr!!!!! No wonder she tried to stab your ass.

 

[Naleena]

Lol, I wish I had some sort of prize for you kjjerm... My first fiancee tried to stab me with a dagger, and that's still better than her being "stabbed" by a bunch of my friends... That's just wrong...

A dagger?? WTF? Who the hell carries a dagger?? heh, you wouldn't share your "booty" with her, would ya? Arrrrrrrr!!!!! No wonder she tried to stab your ass.

RFLMAO Arrrrrrrrrrrr! Show us your booty, Fodder or we'll make you walk the plank!

 

[EveWasFramed]

Lol, I wish I had some sort of prize for you kjjerm... My first fiancee tried to stab me with a dagger, and that's still better than her being "stabbed" by a bunch of my friends... That's just wrong...

A dagger?? WTF? Who the hell carries a dagger?? heh, you wouldn't share your "booty" with her, would ya? Arrrrrrrr!!!!! No wonder she tried to stab your ass.

RFLMAO Arrrrrrrrrrrr! Show us your booty, Fodder or we'll make you walk the plank!

Yeah Fodder, show us your booty or feel the lick of the cat-o'-nine'-tails across your back! Arrrrrrrrrrrr!
hehe, by the time Nal and I get through with you, you'll think your dagger-carrying fiance was mother teresa, lol.

 

[Fodderboy]

GAR! What be th' point of havin a lusty wench, if she ain't a saucy lust wench? I'll be showin 'yes my booty if ye be agreein' to do the same... Pirate code and all...