How would you respond if I.....

[zero]

I`d say you`re nuts.

How would you respond if I used only smileys as answers instead of sentences?

 

[Sci-Fi]

Disable you from using smileys.

How would you respond if I showed up at your door with my suitcases.

 

[Lilith]

I'd yell out "OH, LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE A GROWN BOY NOW! OH, CHILD!" and slap your butt five times.

What if I walked up to you and did what I just mentioned above?

 

[jzinsky]

Most probably blush

What would you do if I responded with something like "Please don't call me child, Mistress"?

 

[Edward W]

Do I look like a mistress to you?

How would you respond if I asked you to join me in robbing a bank?

 

[Nells]

I'd say it couldn't hold enough money to make it worth me robbing it, but best of luck and try not to get caught

How would you respond if a total stranger came up to you and kissed you on the lips?

 

[Cavey]

It might depend on who they are, but I'd probably consider an invasion of my privacy and feel angry either way.

How would you respond if I dangled upside down from an infinitely long rope and peered through your bedroom window?

 

[Edward W]

How about I show you how to use these scissors? ->SNIP!<- "Arrrrggghhhh!!!" *Splat!*

How would you respond if you saw me whistling whilst cleaning up a suspicious stain under my bedroom window?

 

[Cavey]

Probably with "Urggg. Urffff. Argalfng." given what happened previously.

How would you respond if I went back in time and blunted all bladed articles?

 

[jzinsky]

I'd probably respond with having a glorious Charles Darwin beard

How would you respond if having lots of body hair became fashionable?

 

[Edward W]

Get really annoyed trying to cut my loaf of tiger bread with a blunt knife and just start biting off chunks whilst complaining about voyer timetravellers whilst looking to see if the fire I started just above you on the rope has burnt through yet.

*Splat!* Time to get the brush out again....

EDIT: Oh, too slow. Um, well I have a very hairy chest anyway, so buy a medallion??

How would you respond if I asked you to help load a very heavy, rolled-up carpet into the back of my car?

 

[Nells]

I'd try and help you as best I could and.... wait a minute, is that a pair of feet sticking out of the carpet?! And why is it leaking....?

How would you respond if I dropped the lumpy carpet and started wondering what that nasty mark was on the pavement while backing slowly away from the man with bread crumbs round his mouth, a flaming torch in his hand and a maniacal gleam in his eye.....

 

[ladyforsaken]

Do I look like a mistress to you?

How would you respond if I asked you to join me in robbing a bank?

**** Eddy. That really really looks like you!

 

[Cavey]

I'd try and help you as best I could and.... wait a minute, is that a pair of feet sticking out of the carpet?! And why is it leaking....?

How would you respond if I dropped the lumpy carpet and started wondering what that nasty mark was on the pavement while backing slowly away from the man with bread crumbs round his mouth, a flaming torch in his hand and a maniacal gleam in his eye.....

On the forum for a few days and already helping Ed dump my lifeless body? I'll be keeping my eye on you

 

[Nells]

On the forum for a few days and already helping Ed dump my lifeless body? I'll be keeping my eye on you

>.>

<.<

Who, me? I think you'll find I changed my mind when I saw the feet. And anyway, I swear I saw movement

 

[ladyforsaken]

Hey you guys are breaking the thread!

..

Actually I started it.. sorry :\

How would you respond if I dropped the lumpy carpet and started wondering what that nasty mark was on the pavement while backing slowly away from the man with bread crumbs round his mouth, a flaming torch in his hand and a maniacal gleam in his eye.....

I would run... lol.

How would you respond if I refuse to leave your side?

 

[Alienated]

You ? I would ask if you want to cuddle !!

How would you respond if I told you can't have what you want...... EVER !!

 

[ladyforsaken]

Then I'll deal with it and move on.

How would you respond if I sneezed in your ear?

 

[Triple Bogey]

think you was crazy !

How would you respond if somebody you knew said they loved you ?

 

[zero]

probably laugh and not take it seriously.

How would you respond if a homeless person asked you to shelter him/her over the night?