Haha, holy honeysuckle read the reviews for this on amazon. I nearly crapped my pants laughing!
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-B.../ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/189-9467213-6604967
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-B.../ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/189-9467213-6604967