"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..." (Game)

[Caesium]

I can't come in to work today because all the explosives I planted are set to go off during my shift.

Best excuse so far.

 

[SherryGee]

I Can't Come In To Work Today Because...

i am stuck in the snow and oh i am off to sneaky shopping trip in town

 

[edgecrusher]

"i cant come to work today because i was in a terrible plane crash and i am a vegetable... see you monday."

 

[Sean]

I can't come into work today because I don't exist.

 

[Kayota]

I can't come into work today because I'm sick... I've come down with a terrible case of I-Can't-Come-To-Work-Today disease...

 

[SherryGee]

i cant come to work today because i have another job to do

 

[ThatOneDude]

I can't come to work today because I was wounded while going on a vision quest after smoking 56 year old peyote.

 

[gabriel20]

I can't come into work today because a crocodile has just eaten my Wife,and I have to fill out an insurance claim.

 

[jd7]

I can't come in to work today because I'm upstate with my daughter's softball team and she broke her ankle.

 

[mountainvista]

^^lol

I can't come into work today because I'm running away to form a pepper plantation.

 

[johnny196775Again]

I can't come into work today because I'm in prison for murder.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I can't come to work today because the zombie apocalypse has commenced.

 

[user 108508]

I can't come to work today because I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

 

[mountainvista]

I can't come to work today because I still have a crapload of Christmas-gift knitting to do!

 

[user 108508]

I can't come to work today because I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

 

[gabriel20]

"I can't come in to work today because someone just hit me in the face with a hammer Lol

 

[user 108508]

I can't come to work today because my stigmata is acting up.

 

[gabriel20]

"I can't come into work today because I ate something that that tasted funny,and i'm not clowning around! HAHAHA Lol

 

[user 108508]

I can't come to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work.

 

[gabriel20]

"I was on my way to work,but crashed the car,as I saw a Nun,riding on the back of a Clown,............Now that's just Virgin on the ridiculous"!