"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..." (Game)

[user 108508]

I can't come to work today because my boyfriend hit me over the head with a speaker and I'm kind of messed up.

 

[gabriel20]

"I was on my way to work this morning,but fell over and broke my leg,when I saw a Pheasant,a Grouse,and a Partridge all dressed up as Clown's,........I thought to myself,they're game for a laugh".

 

[jd7]

I can't come to work today because my boyfriend hit me over the head with a speaker and I'm kind of messed up.

I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified...LOL!

 

[user 108508]

^ Yea, I admittedly Googled that, but it was too funny to pass up.

I can't come to work today because my nail polish is still wet.

 

[mountainvista]

I can't come to work today because I'm in the middle of a Tolkein marathon.

 

[gabriel20]

I can't come into work today,because before I got there,i went shopping with my Wife,at the Supermarket,and they were selling Halloween costumes.My Wife was taking ages to pick anything,so I turned to her and said,
"Clown's to the left of me,joker's to the right,here I am,stuck in the middle width queue"

 

[gabriel20]

I was sitting in the bathroom and my feet and legs fell asleep. When I stood, up I fell and broke my ankle

 

[user 108508]

I can't come in to work today because I don't have enough gas in the car.
^(We actually had a dude call in using that lame excuse. Needless to say, he no longer works there.)

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

I can't come into work today because I have a family emergency, and by family emergency I mean I'm starring in an incest porno called Family Emergency, which ironically, I will be coming into

 

[Serenia]

I can't come into work today because I can't find the iron, to iron my clothes.

(Actually used by an ex colleague of mine on her first day)

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

I can't come into work today because I literally can't even!

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

I can't come into work today because of the economy

 

[johnny196775Again]

I can't come into work today because I am too drunk to drive.

 

[Mouse]

I can't come into work today because the bacon and eggs are still frying in the pan.

 

[BadGuy]

I cant come to work today " because the deadbolt is broken and I cant get out"

that was actually used by a former employee

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

I can't come to work today because I've fallen and can't get up

 

[johnny196775Again]

I can't come to work today because there is a scooby doo marathon on tv.

 

[Mouse]

I can't come to work today because I'm still tied to the bed.

 

[johnny196775Again]

I can't come to work today because I hate my job.

 

[BadGuy]

I can't come to work today because I'm still tied to the bed.

LOL as long as your not the one left tied up

I cant come to work because the weather is nice and I am going for a motorcycle ride