I hate pun-based jokes

[Oldyoung]

I take it you want to punch everyone that says a pun?

Yes

:club:

 

[TheRealCallie]

 

[PenDragon]

^ LOL

 

[user 115627]

 

[niceguysfinishlast]

It takes a while to come up with a good punchline.

 

[9006]

It takes a while to come up with a good punchline.

Yeah, but most aren't that punny.

 

[Bob Arctor]

No logic eh? Well here's some originals with actual punchlines.

What did the kid from The Sixth Sense say when he saw the Pillsbury Doughboy? "I see bread people."

What size bra does the Little Mermaid wear? Sea cups.

 

[Wayfarer]

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but it doesn't matter since none of them work.

 

[TheRealCallie]

 

[user 108508]

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

 

[9006]

I did a theatrical performance about puns... it was a play on words.

 

[user 108508]

 

[ladyforsaken]

 

[HoodedMonk]

It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary.

 

[sk66rc]

buddhist monk walks upto a hotdog vendor & says, "make me one with everything..."

 

[HoodedMonk]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.