If you were a mad scientist you would..

[AfterDark]

I'd make a female version of myself. We would be soul mates.

 

[Poguesy]

Turn my penis into a beer pump.

 

[LoneKiller]

Tough question. Hmmmm.....
I would come up with an internet virus that blows up the computers of anyone who gives me a hard time. I would then pull a "Frankenstein"
thing and use him to collect all the money that people owe me.

 

[whispers]

I would be able teleport myself

 

[fox]

I would create a virus. Spread of it is very rapid. It would not hurt people at all, but very much reduce desire of reproduction.

 

[Lonely in BC]

I've already got the hair for it (lol).

Let's see, I'd find some smartass kid named Marty to annoy me, get a shiny steel limited production "sports" car, invent time travel, be constantly agonizing over paradox's, name my dog after a famous scientist, hold it.......does this seem familiar to anyone else?

 

[Sci-Fi]

Create an invisibility potion and actually disappear.

 

[Ak5]

Genetically engineer a tall guy's genes to introduce dog traits....Thus we get a Wookiee.

 

[Oldyoung]

Create a simulated world, put some simulated infants in it, give them traits and an upbringing to my specifications, and when those simulated persons reach my own age, (simulation is faster than RL of course) I would transfer their minds to human bodies. Boom. Friends for life.