Keep one, Junk one

[Minus]

alright, i have a carrot for the nose, do you have anything for eye?

mountain top

 

[Callie]

We shall use diamonds for the eyes

top shot

 

[Minus]

Will they show up well enough?

top heavy

 

[Callie]

If the sun doesn't go away, they will glisten

heavy lifting

 

[Minus]

but you have the sun going away.

heavy heart

 

[Callie]

True. We shall use coal instead. Hey, did you notice I haven't been banned yet? I'm doing pretty well here.

broken heart

 

[Minus]

It just had to prove me wrong

broken promise

 

[Callie]

Oh, are you saying you and Akismet have an arrangement? lol

promise me

 

[Minus]

No, i am saying it will do the opposite of whatever i expect.

me too

 

[Callie]

Well, I'm expecting it any post now, so no worries

too much

 

[Minus]

then it is slow

too little

 

[Callie]

Awww, you just wanna have something to do, like unbanning me 20 times a day

too late

 

[Minus]

No, because you go and do it when i am not looking.

work late

 

[Callie]

No, I think that's the way Akismet wants it, so I have to stay banned for a while.

late night

 

[Minus]

That could be the plan. Have you tried bribing it?

night time.

 

[Callie]

hmmm, no, I haven't. But, I have nothing to bribe it with...

right time

 

[Minus]

That is a problem, deciding what would be effective with a program.

right now

 

[Callie]

Yes, I'm unsure what it would want. Perhaps I should give it a virus

not now

 

[Minus]

Then it bans everyone.

for now

 

[Callie]

Well, why should I steal all the fun?

for sure