My extensive rant on men, relationships, dating, biology, koalas and whatever

[TheSolitaryMan]

The one at the front actually has such a cute facial expression. I love those beaky noses

 

[lonelyfairy]

Awww, koalas are very cute! They look huggable. :>

Don't fall for its cuteness! It's a trap!

Haha!

 

[ladysigh]

Geez, I can't even shop on ebay without running into one of these...

 

[lonelyfairy]

Swarovski. <3

 

[nerdygirl]

Those freaking men and their freaking koala videos on youtube. Just proves they're evil. EVIL!

 

[Equinox]

I was at a party last Friday, and I approached a guy and talked to him, and then he rushed off elsewhere after just seconds. It definitely was NOT because of anything I said or my total lack of confidence; he blew me off because I wasn't pretty or rich enough for him. Another shallow, evil man, just like the rest of them. Why do I even bother??

(Actually, it was the bartender, and he rushed off after a few seconds because he was terribly busy. I got my drink, though, and it was yummy. )

And I saw a post card yesterday with a koala on it; made me want to tear the whole shop apart. Stop selling lies, you bastards!

 

[nerdygirl]

(No offense to lesbians intended! I luff you! Especially because you are not men!)

 

[Equinox]

I LOL'd.

 

[Badjedidude]

LESBIANS FART TOO, YOU RACIST!!!

 

[Lollipop286]

Girls do not fart.....we puff out butterflies.

 

[nerdygirl]

LESBIANS FART TOO, YOU RACIST!!!

Yea, bein' a scurvy dog, ye would shout somethin' like that. I never heard a lesbian fart, 'n I don't be knowin' 'o anybody who has ever heard a lesbian fart. So I seriously doubt 'tis be true. 'Tis just an excuse guys shout to prove that men have an excuse not to initiate conversations wit' women. First, a scurvy dog accuses a woman who don't want him 'o bein' a lesbian, 'n then he says th' lesbian who didn't want him farted, to make the lass seem even worse.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^WHAT. THE. fresia. EVER!!!!



P.S. Adding the word "scurvy" a couple times to your sentences does NOT make you a pirate.

SO...

HORK YE AND YER UTTERINS' YA HORN-SWAGGLIN BILGE RAT!!

 

[nerdygirl]

Aye ye would give a go' at attackin' th' way I speak to argue wit' me, because ye be knowin' that I made a valid point ye cannot refute!

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^WE SETTLE THIS SCUFFLE WI' 'OL NICK!

*draws sword*

YE LANDLUBBER WHAT CALLS FER BLACKSPOT!!

 

[nerdygirl]

Men always think th' best way t' solve anythin' with a lass be t' pull out their cutlass! Keep 't in yer britches, ya lily livered crud bucket!

 

[Equinox]

Seriously me mateys, I be wetting meself here.

 

[nerdygirl]

... *eyes Equinox* Swab th' decks!

 

[Nitramici]

Yea, that's what we be needin' here. A ladies-only pirate crew....and possibly a ladies-only pirate movie, too. Or somethin'.

P.S. : Pirates don't fart butterflies. You'll have t' choose one or t' other, matey.

 

[SophiaGrace]

A ladies only pirate movie? Sounds sexy. :3

 

[omniac]

I don't believe in Australia.

Therefore: No Koalas.

You're all racist.

That is funny!