My neighbor's 3 ex wives

[A new life]

My neighbor Tom is only 25 and has been married 3 times already!

First wife died of poison mushrooms, bless her heart.
Oddly enough his second wife died of poison mushrooms as well. (Imagine the coincidence!)
Third wife died in a horrible sky-diving accident. (she wouldn't eat her mushrooms)

 

[Jonah746]

Don't ever let your dog crap in the neighbor's yard.
Might want to take care of the bushes along the fence as well.

 

[Poueff]

No offense if true,but is this a joke? I heard a similar one but in female version.

 

[A new life]

No offense if true,but is this a joke? I heard a similar one but in female version.

THIS IS A JOKE
THIS IS ONLY A JOKE
HAD THIS BEEN A SERIOUS STORY
YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED
WHERE TO TUNE IN YOUR AREA
FOR NEWS AND "OFFICAL" INFORMATION
THIS IS ONLY A JOKE

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