my only friend is my dick

[HC22]

Stop playing with your " Antonio " and find a girl ( a sober one ), she can give you a type of satisfaction that "Antonio" could never give you. ( and I'm not even talking about sex ), but i think you alredy realized it or you wouldn't have even written that post.
So ... good luck !

 

[Sci-Fi]

Why do so many women call their "toys" Bob? A friend of mine called her's Bob too, then Bob II when she had to buy a new one. Couldn't even give it a different name.

 

[Jilted John]

Bob II! Hahahaha!

 

[MadMonkè]

lol bob loblaw

 

[Ak5]

Hahaha! I got to get an inflatable doll!

I think Ak5 would rent you his

I have a complete catalog.

You Rock buddy.

Thanks.

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Bob. :O

 

[tangerinedream]

Why do so many women call their "toys" Bob? A friend of mine called her's Bob too, then Bob II when she had to buy a new one. Couldn't even give it a different name.

BOB = battery-operated boyfriend. ;-)

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

Nah...I've upgraded.
My new little buddy is Fred.

 

[IgnoredOne]

Nah...I've upgraded.
My new little buddy is Fred.

A superior BoB.

 

[Unwanted94]

I think this is why sex toys were invented.

 

[SophiaGrace]

I don't even have a dick.

*starts crying*

...oh wait i have a vagina. Hmm. That works.

 

[Among the Sleep]

My dick always tells me I'm too clingy and he needs space.

 

[SkuzzieMuff]

C'mon milton. If you're really as attractive as that picture you shared with us, you should wash that piss stain off your face, get a new ******* haircut, and get out there. Who cares if they're drunk, they're more willing to do the freaky honeysuckle you like when they're that way.

Threads like this make me realize I'm doing things all wrong. Why haven't I gone strictly lesbian yet? What the hell am I doing wasting my time with such disgusting creatures? If you've got your penis as your best friend, why do you need a girl anyway? There is a lesbian revolution brewing, you better watch out.

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THANKS, ALL. Now I'm getting lesbian ads, ALREADY. XD

 

[JasonM]

Thanks for the laugh. Although I don't know why so many are naming their genitalia. I hope your not waiting for it to start talking to you.

 

[user 139760]

Well, this was an interesting read.

Jacob salutes you

 

[UglyLoser]

This is strangely confusing.