My penis is small and ineffective.

[user 139760]

"I'm sorry, doc. Mum warned me what happenned if I played too much with it".
You hand him a rock ;-)

 

[Volt]

 

[bleed_the_freak]

Is this the wrong thread to discuss how my penis is large and extremely effective?

 

[user 139760]

Is this the wrong thread to discuss how my penis is large and extremely effective?

***cowers in feelings of insufficience and insecurity***

...n-n-no, of course not....

 

[NewStuff]

Is this the wrong thread to discuss how my penis is large and extremely effective?

***cowers in feelings of insufficience and insecurity***

...n-n-no, of course not....

You guys are hilarious!

 

[TheLoadedDog]

It ain't the meat, it's the motion.

Or conversely...

**ahem**

Long and thin
Goes right in.
Good for making babies.
Short and thick
Does the trick
Popular with the ladies.

 

[Volt]

What about short and thin?

 

[user 139760]

...well, hey, you still got your health!
Hehe!
Hum....

 

[ardour]

What about short and thin?

 

[DarkSelene]

[YouTube]aaEVHO_AVKs[/YouTube]

 

[Volt]

Something about it's ya boi in general never fails to make me laugh.

 

[Jafo]

I have a micropenis. Ain't life grand?

 

[user 139760]

Well hey at least you got one.
Still looking for mine since 1996.
It's funny to see the poll in context with the thread name. This must've been something like a troll thread, I feel right at home.
Then again, I'm probably going to hell anyway.
The SPECIAL Hell.
The one reserved for child molesters and people that talk in theaters.

 

[TheLoadedDog]

I shouldn't make light of this, but as soon as I read the thread title, it came across to me as a Cold War spy password.

Two operatives in trenchcoats and trilby hats meet for the first time, and have to establish credentials...

"The geese fly high over Moscow."

"My penis is small and ineffective."


Sorry.