No, really? (sarcasm game)

[anonymoustaco]

I really like forum games for some reason, and I don't think I've seen a sarcasm game.

Here's how it works: you make a smart remark about the statement above you, and then make a statement of your own for someone else to be smart about.

Example:
1: "The sky is so clear and blue today!"

2: "Really? I thought it was green and dirty.
Are you going to eat that?"

3: "No, I'm just gonna sit here and stare at it.
Did you go to school today?"

4: "No, I went to the moon."

And so on, and yeah, you get it.
I'll go first.

Did you know that cats don't like water?

 

[user15010]

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[anonymoustaco]

Join the club.

Does this dress make me look fat?

 

[user15010]

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[MisunderstoodVacancy]

Wow, three dots, you're going to get such an incredibly insightful sarcastic remark from that!

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, is Kesha still contractually obligated to yell timber?

 

[Dreamermec]

Yeah, she just goes blah blah blah

With too much sarcasm in the games section ;how come this thread is so slow?

 

[Nuzzy Nuz]

slow?? wear your glasses.. it is real fast

Do you think drinking water is healthy?

 

[Dreamermec]

No, water is for external use only!

How to start fire without matches?

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

Show up to work in a Speedo, duh

Will following a juicing diet make me magically possess washboard abs?