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MissGuided
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Just a place to post your favorite Most Interesting Man quotes, or your submission for his future ads. I'm not sure if these commercials are carried outside the US, so not everyone may see the humor. I think the theme is pretty similar to the Chuck Norris 'facts' trend.
-He is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
-He has never lost a sock.
-If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
-Women have been known to keep mistletoe up until August….just in case he drops by.
-If he dreams of you, your life will change forever. If you dream of him, he knows.
-He can speak French, in Russian.
-His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft.
-Rome would have been built in a day had they followed his blueprints correctly.
-His lovemaking has been detected with a seismograph.
-He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool.
-His business card just says, “I’ll call you”.
-His To-Do lists have won Pulitzers.
-The contents of his tacos refuse to fall out.
-If you were to see him walking a Chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
-When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad – where it belongs….where there is no turning back.
-He once taught a German Shepherd to bark…in Spanish.
-When he employs the 'I'm Away' icon, no one dares question him. (That one was mine, especially for LK. )
-He is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
-He has never lost a sock.
-If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
-Women have been known to keep mistletoe up until August….just in case he drops by.
-If he dreams of you, your life will change forever. If you dream of him, he knows.
-He can speak French, in Russian.
-His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft.
-Rome would have been built in a day had they followed his blueprints correctly.
-His lovemaking has been detected with a seismograph.
-He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool.
-His business card just says, “I’ll call you”.
-His To-Do lists have won Pulitzers.
-The contents of his tacos refuse to fall out.
-If you were to see him walking a Chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
-When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad – where it belongs….where there is no turning back.
-He once taught a German Shepherd to bark…in Spanish.
-When he employs the 'I'm Away' icon, no one dares question him. (That one was mine, especially for LK. )