Sensible Sentences?

[user 188522]

What's the most sensible thing you've ever heard someone say?
A friend of my parents said."Make a decision, stick by it, and feel good about it!" I was indecisive about buying my first car.

 

[dan27]

A Cabby told me, " if it's got tits or tires..it's Trouble ."

 

[insecure]

When I was 20 or so, and I was talking to an international group at some kind of party.
English was not his first language (neither is mine), and he did not understand me.
I said "I thought English was a world language."
He replied : "No, broken English is a world language..."

 

[Finished]

A penny saved is a penny earned.

 

[Finished]

Live your day likes it's the last one.

 

[Blue Bob]

When I started my career job I took over the office space of an old guy who had just retired. Taped to the front of the file cabinet was a note that read “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.” Though I never met him those words have come to mind many times ever since.

 

[Bones 2.0]

Always smile - they will never know what you are thinking

 

[insecure]

I like those phrases where you first think they mean one thing, then read the rest of the phrase and get that it actually means something else, such as:

I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.