Brian said:We got called to a drunk driving accident the other day, thankfully only the drunk's vehicle had crashed. She kept trying to tell me this story about how she was transporting some cats to a friends house (what the fresia?), and one of the cats just 'jumped up in her face, and was all up in her face' (WHAT THE fresia). I almost choked on the alcohol fumes and the gum in her mouth wasn't helping.
So my partner and I had a decent laugh watching her fail the sobriety test and get carted off to jail. I hope she doesn't make bail and has a great stay.
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