The Confession Booth

[Hoffy]

I've committed crimes
I have a thing for stealing sunglasses
I've stripped in a parking lot singing about my undies
I'm about to divorce my husband and he doesn't know
I'm in love with Pezza

 

[Sci-Fi]

O.O Stripped in a parking lot singing about your underwear? That must have been before phones could record video.

I used to steal G.I.Joe's as a kid.

 

[Hoffy]

O.O Stripped in a parking lot singing about your underwear? That must have been before phones could record video.

I used to steal G.I.Joe's as a kid.

Lmao, it was. I made up a song about pink leopard panties XD

 

[TheSolitaryMan]

-I lost my virginity at 13
-I've slept with 3 married women
-I used to carry a knife
-I once accepted money to hurt someone
-I've committed Grand Theft Auto more than once
-I once activated a school fire alarm so I could have the chance to steal someones drug money
-I've broken a mans nose
-I like to break into farms and release animals which are cramped into cages to small for them
-I like dancing with death
-After I read sulliroses post I watched a dog boning a woman. It didn't do anything for me.

Well, you've certainly had a diverse and "exciting" life!

I was going to post some of mine, but frankly most of them just sound pathetic. I'm so intolerably goodie-two-shoes, I've pretty much never done anything remotely interesting now that I think of it :shy:

I'm sure in a couple of years I'll have something like "I was once doing accounts for a company and got so bored I fell asleep."

 

[annik]

-I lost my virginity at 13
-I've slept with 3 married women
-I used to carry a knife
-I once accepted money to hurt someone
-I've committed Grand Theft Auto more than once
-I once activated a school fire alarm so I could have the chance to steal someones drug money
-I've broken a mans nose
-I like to break into farms and release animals which are cramped into cages to small for them
-I like dancing with death
-After I read sulliroses post I watched a dog boning a woman. It didn't do anything for me.

Well, you've certainly had a diverse and "exciting" life!

I was going to post some of mine, but frankly most of them just sound pathetic. I'm so intolerably goodie-two-shoes, I've pretty much never done anything remotely interesting now that I think of it :shy:

I'm sure in a couple of years I'll have something like "I was once doing accounts for a company and got so bored I fell asleep."

I shouldn't worry most of his sound pathetic too.

 

[Pezza]

I'm in love with Pezza

And I thought the things I confessed were bad...

 

[Lost Drifter]

I was going to post some of mine, but frankly most of them just sound pathetic. I'm so intolerably goodie-two-shoes, I've pretty much never done anything remotely interesting now that I think of it :shy:

Oh they don’t necessarily have to be naughty brother, for example my confession tonight is that I’ve just scoffed a whole Smarties Easter egg to myself including the extra chocolate bars thanks to the 3 for 1 deal at Tesco!

Actually that does sound a bit naughty doesn’t it? :shy:

 

[In a lonely place]

I once wrapped my christmas gifts in brown wrapping paper - probably because I wanted everyone to be as miserable as I was.

God that was a fun christmas - Not!!!

 

[Ak5]

I'm racist.

That's it lol. I've never done anything "bad" in my life.

 

[Ox Blood]

I am fake.

Synthetic eyelashes and hair, the teeth-whitening, all the make-up, the clothes... All an attempt to make me look like I actually belong among the living -- to cover up the bald patches, decaying teeth, and sunken-in eyes. Guess it's about time my appearance aligned with the way my soul would probably look like.

 

[Callie]

I don't show pain in public, whether it be emotional or physical.

 

[Lost Drifter]

I’ve remained in otherwise bad relationships because I’m in love with the person’s family and home environment more than the actual person.

 

[annik]

I'm addicted to jelly beans.
I always eat soup out of a mug rather than a bowl.
I prefer American Dad to Family Guy.

 

[The Good Citizen]

I prefer American Dad to Family Guy.[/font]

Now thats something we don't agree on!

 

[annik]

I prefer American Dad to Family Guy.

Now thats something we don't agree on!

"Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth." M. Gandhi.



Ok I know its outside the box but I love Roger!

 

[The Good Citizen]

Were you ever in the box? I guess I can't argue with Gandhi if he says American dad is better!

* I like Peanut Butter and salad cream sandwiches, I also like Weetabix with butter on top.
* I have tried to use jedi skills to switch the light off.

 

[annik]

Were you ever in the box? I guess I can't argue with Gandhi if he says American dad is better!

Oh yeah, Gandhi quote

and American Dad IS better!!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I have these little yogurt cups that I saved to eat ice cream and pudding and stuff in. I thought perhaps it would help me eat proper serving sizes. I do use the cups for my ice cream...but I usually go back for seconds.

 

[Bob Arctor]

This morning between 3:30am and 5:00am I consumed 20 chicken mcnuggets.

 

[annik]

I actually got quite pissed off when I found out David Mitchell got engaged. :shy:

I keep my eyeliner pencils in a Manics mug.

I had to stop playing Viking Defence because I couldn't bare the guilt when my villagers got wiped out.