The rhyming couplet thread

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I've had practice, for I've been told
I've rhymed since I was two years old.

 

[maidahl]

So cute. Adorable little thing. AWwww-inducing, really.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Thanks, but don't you think instead,
you should RHYME when in a rhyming thread?

 

[Badjedidude]

I suck at writing poetry.
I might as well go climb a tree.

At least my rhymes have decent metre/meter. (crs)

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

It's not a poem we are writing
My ass you can kindly start biting
(smirk)

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^No thanks, I think I might barf.
And then I'll send your ass to Darf.... ur.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

When you write a comeback rhyme
Learn to rhyme better next time.

 

[In a lonely place]

I have an image in my mind
Of one fat furry bunny behind

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Why, I never - I resent that!
...well it's just a little fat...!

 

[Badjedidude]

When you write a comeback rhyme
Learn to rhyme better next time.

Oh, puh-lease, like you even know what you're about.
That I can defeat you at rhyming, I have no doubt.

DON'T fresia WITH ME I THINK YOU WILL AGREE
MY WORDS CAN CUT YOUR ******* THROAT AND MAKE YOU BLEED!!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

You don't scare me, you stammering twit.
Violence is the sword of he who lacks wit.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^You speak and you blabber like you have much to say,
But really, your empty words are simply thrown away.

Try a bit harder, and perhaps you will see--
It takes a fresia of a lot more than that to rattle me.

Goddamn, I feel like Dr. Seuss.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Your endless fight to flash your penis really makes me cry.
Give up, son, your worth is less than dust blinked in my eye.

That reminds me, tell your daddy that I need new blinkers
I broke 'em on my strap-on, parking it inside his sphincter.


*smack smack smack*

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Oh helllll naw, you did NOT just go there!
***** I know you ain't messed my pa's derrière!

Perhaps in the confusion of lust you were driven mad;
and with that broken, sad strap-on you messed your OWN DAD!!



Bring it.

 

[EveWasFramed]

:club:


You guys are gonna get the thread closed.

(un)

 

[mintymint]

Such vile wordplay I find this thread brings
Alas, this is why I can't have nice things

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Sir, I must say that I feel I am in the right.
After all... it was SHE who started the fight.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Though I understand your plight
It's rhyme that should be in the spotlight.
So please dont incite
unless you're looking for a fistfight.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Point - this thread just might be closed when loaded with such crass.
It won't stop me from bringing hell down on Steve's sorry ass.

It's true that it was me who started this whole rhyming drama,
But don't let him forget that I made myself Stevey's mama.

And, though perhaps my dad does need a good ram up the bum,
At least I can say he didn't get pegged by bunnies, son.

So haul tail back to your guitars, you sorry childish sight,
'Cause Mama Rabbit owned your ass and mama's always right.

(that being said, I must implore that Deb does not get mad
I was just putting the hurt on a boy who's being bad) (wary)

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I'm done I'm done.

 

[EveWasFramed]

(that being said, I must implore that Deb does not get mad
I was just putting the hurt on a boy who's being bad) (wary)

lmao