Errr...wtf
I was outside having my usually cup of coffee for my morning meditation.
Then I notice a peagon doing his freaken dancing moves.
**** bird was strutting his stuff around like he was the honeysuckle.
He actaully got laid...
Now I feel totally fucken retarded and inadequate.
God **** birds can get some and I still havn't gotten laid in a while
Maybe it's a hint....
**** birds giving me fucken dating hints...wtf????
God is a fucken prankster and lunatic I just know it.
God gave wings so a bird could fly and I have keep my fucken feet on the ground.
The son of a ***** is rubbing that honeysuckle in my face today with Mr. fucken Peagon.
It's probably the same **** bird that's been shitting on my car too...
This is fucken hell..I'm telling ya.
Now, I'm going to have to go dig my fucken BB gun. I have some serious jealousy issues....
A fucken rat with wings out doing my fucken ass. That's just totally wrong.