What are you thinking right now?

[Midnight Sky]

Homeowner: My heat isn't working - I need to set up a service call.
Me: OK...what seems to be the issue?
Homeowner: Well, it's running in emergency heat. umm....can not changing your filters cause that?
Me: How long has it been since you changed your filters?
Homeowner: maybe 6 months?

Me....


:club: Go change your filters, turn your breakers off for 30 second and then back on. Restart your system, wait 30 minutes and then call me back.

*30 minutes later*
Homeowner: Oh wow...my heat is working now!
Me: O rly?
Homeowner: Yes!
Me: Ma'am - change your filters once a month or you will kill your equipment.

:club: :club:

I haven't changed the top secret particle accelerator mine in 4 yrs.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I haven't changed the top secret particle accelerator mine in 4 yrs.

LMAO!

 

[Triple Bogey]

I am the only one at work not wearing one of those daft xmas jumpers !
Bah humbug ! lol !

 

[daughter of the moon]

I'm at peace. I love this place. I've lived here almost all my life, and tonight it feels like home. Tonight, everything in my life is good. I'm grateful <3

 

[Edward W]

I'm at peace. I love this place. I've lived here almost all my life, and tonight it feels like home. Tonight, everything in my life is good. I'm grateful <3

Only one boring task left for me to work on at work... can I stay aw... Zzzzzz

 

[daughter of the moon]

I'm at peace. I love this place. I've lived here almost all my life, and tonight it feels like home. Tonight, everything in my life is good. I'm grateful <3

Only one boring task left for me to work on at work... can I stay aw... Zzzzzz

lol *pokes Edward*

 

[Drama]

I'm at peace. I love this place. I've lived here almost all my life, and tonight it feels like home. Tonight, everything in my life is good. I'm grateful <3

Only one boring task left for me to work on at work... can I stay aw... Zzzzzz

lol *pokes Edward*

why do you poke him when you can whip him.

 

[Edward W]

'Huh, whaaa?' * Wipes drool away * 'Oh yeah. still got work to do. Or check ALL? Hmmmm... guess which wins?'

 

[daughter of the moon]

I'm at peace. I love this place. I've lived here almost all my life, and tonight it feels like home. Tonight, everything in my life is good. I'm grateful <3

Only one boring task left for me to work on at work... can I stay aw... Zzzzzz

lol *pokes Edward*

why do you poke him when you can whip him.

LOL Looks who's back!

 

[ladyforsaken]

It's nice to lay like this.

 

[daughter of the moon]

'Huh, whaaa?' * Wipes drool away * 'Oh yeah. still got work to do. Or check ALL? Hmmmm... guess which wins?'

Oh you need to work on your willpower
Coming from the right one...

 

[Drama]

I'm at peace. I love this place. I've lived here almost all my life, and tonight it feels like home. Tonight, everything in my life is good. I'm grateful <3

Only one boring task left for me to work on at work... can I stay aw... Zzzzzz

lol *pokes Edward*

why do you poke him when you can whip him.

LOL Looks who's back!

not really back I have midterms and exams to prepar :'( :'( :'(

 

[daughter of the moon]

not really back I have midterms and exams to prepar :'( :'( :'(

You'll be fine, dear

 

[Drama]

not really back I have midterms and exams to prepar :'( :'( :'(

You'll be fine, dear

thanks <3

 

[Triple Bogey]

god whatever next ? A woman I used to work with writing blow job jokes on her facebook wall !
how lovely !

 

[WallflowerGirl83]

I gotta post this up! Haha!

 

[annik]

Slow slow, slow slow slow ******* slow.

Try not to scream.

 

[daughter of the moon]

 

[Peaches]

Went to the temp agency, and said that I am looking for part time jobs in the afternoon because in the morning I take care of a sick person - little do they know that the sick person is myself Technically it's true.

 

[Triple Bogey]

well coming to the end of the year and I can't pretend I have any real friends anymore. Not like that bothers me too much.