So the downside of dating a girl across the street is when you split one of you has to move or it all becomes a wee bit uncomfortable.
I found a tenant for my house today and rented a cottage in a small village in the West Country. It's a few miles from my daughter, I'm looking forward to spending more time with her. The villagers seem a bit odd though, I got some really creepy looks this morning, I'm pretty sure they're planning to put me in a wicker man.
When you hear a growing buzzing sound behind you, it might be a good time to get out of Dodge
Best of luck with the move though