What Island Object...

[9006]

To catch fly's like that guy out of Karate Kid, then eat them for dinner.

How would you use a cat?

 

[Edward W]

Teach it to hunt small birds and animals and bring them to me to cook. Also to snuggle up to on cold nights.

How would you use an old car tyre?

 

[9006]

I'd make a suspended swing/relaxation chair for when I'm starving to death.

How would you use a broken watch?

 

[Shipster0958]

To realize time wasn't important anymore.

How would you use a computer mouse?

 

[9006]

I'd use it as a weapon to catch food. Fill the mouse with rocks so it's heavier then slam some animal in the head with it.

How would you use a light bulb?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd open it up and store sand in it for decoration in my tent.

How would you use a banana peel?

 

[9006]

I'd scrape all the inside off the peel, bake it an then smoke it one night if I get bored.

How would you use an empty glass bottle?

 

[Edward W]

To magnify the suns rays and make a fire, or keep water in it.

How would you use a CD?

 

[9006]

As a mirror so I can see if I have any weird growths on my face I need to pop.

How would you use a set of dentures?

 

[Shipster0958]

To amuse myself and laugh.

How would you use empty toothpaste tubes?

 

[9006]

I'd fill them with water an squirt them at stuff for entertainment.

How would use use a burst balloon?

 

[Cavey]

I would stretch it over a hollowed out coconut to make a bongo drum. I would then use this drum to call forth a merman army to carry me triumphantly off the island.

How would you use a year old Christmas card?

 

[9006]

Use it as either kindle or to create paper objects to keep me sane.

How would you use the letters Q V Z from a computer keyboard?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd juggle them.

How would you use nail clippers that you couldn't open?

 

[9006]

I'd bury them somewhere an see if I can remember where after a month for memory training.

How would you use a Snooker Cue?

 

[Minus]

I would cut it in half and use the pieces to play user 130057's drum.

How would you use a pogo stick?

 

[Cavey]

I'd use it to bounce high enough to cross over to Minus's island so I could throttle him for stealing my drum!

How would you use a golf tee?

 

[ucxb]

Clean my teeth, clean my nails, scratch my head, maybe put holes in a coconut, & draw in the sand with it.

How would you use duct tape?

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

Oh what can you NOT do with duct tape is really the question!

The first thing I'd use it for is a bit of waxing-gotta keep that bikini line in check to look my best on the beach somehow hahaha

Now what would someone do with this here dildo(double-ended & unused I might add)?

 

[gabriel20]

I'm not answering that one Alma,I might get banned!


(Alma,help me out please,what's a five letter word meaning dildo,starts with P and ends in O )?



A can of crazy string.