What's the silliest spam you've ever seen?

[Nitramici]

I've been noticing a lot of spammers trying to sell their crap on ALL lately, and it made me remember some of those spam emails I've received, usually forwarded from someone in my list because they are so gullible.

One of those forwarded spam mail said something along the lines of :

"WARNING : There's a new super virus! They spoke about it on CBN, on Fox news, on Euro news, Bill gates made a press conference about it!

If you don't forward this email to 15 persons, you'll get the virus! It's so powerful, when it infects your computer, an olympic TORCH will burn your hard drive!"

...O_O

Has anyone received crazy spams like this?

 

[Minus]

Our latest spammer was amusing. I guess for just $47.95 you too can be the Stupid guy.

 

[Badjedidude]

AS USUAL, MY RESPONSE IS...

I miss Cyber Pastor and Golf Club Guy.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Golf club guy was special. I also liked one of the shoe-spammer people.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Haha... yeah. I know which one you're talking about!

 

[Nitramici]

Hahaha, nice pic, Minus.
I never knew stupid people were so much more successful! Where do I sign up?

 

[Minus]

Ah yeah the shoe spammer. Golf guy puts the most work into it. SEO spammer seems to be the most frequent.

I never knew stupid people were so much more successful! Where do I sign up?

Sorry, i removed the link but they wanted $47.95 for it. Maybe if a person pays that then they don't really need the product.

 

[ALS]

WHY do I always get this ad???

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Uhhhh... are you cruising gay prison porn?

Ads work off of keywords you type (and frequently visited site types) when on the internet, so....

*shrug*

Might be something to think about. haha

 

[Bluey]

Sorry, i removed the link but they wanted $47.95 for it. Maybe if a person pays that then they don't really need the product.

lol

 

[Solivagant]

I got these and others like them in my inbox on many occasions:

"Your instrument is so small she barely finds it in bed?"
"Enhancing your male weapon means winning a war."
"Enlarging your tool means enlarging your masculinity overall."
"Enlarge your device and women will jump in your bed."
"Upgrade and update your love life by enlarging your penis."
"Every man would give up his brain for a decent size."
"A bigger rod will show you a shorter road to success."

 

[Minus]

I received enough of that type that i started to get a complex.

 

[Minus]

The for a long time i was getting several ads a day for uh hm animal pictures.

 

[ewomack]

Years ago I received a spam message about a Nigerian astronaut who had become stuck in orbit and needed money from me to get back to Earth. All I needed to do was transfer a few thousand dollars to him to help him out. And of course it only required wiring money to a certain account.

I wonder if he's still up there?

The Huffington Post did a piece on this: A Nigerian Astronaut Is Not Really Trapped In Space

 

[Minus]

Geez yeah, I hope the poor guy made it back home. To bad they found the 'return cargo' to be more important than him.