Who from ALL would you vote for as President?

[Felix]

Heyz! can I haz your attention for a moment?

Some fellas

They want to harm us, the small cute animalz of the world

Those bad people are running for electionz

We're fazing terrible dangerz!

So pleaze when you make your vote

Support 'THE ROD', the one that carez about us

Thank you
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[Antihero]

Barb is an outspoken proponent of cats. No one is here to argue that. But what is her position on Kittens? Why has she been silent on this issue? WHAT IS SHE HIDING?!

PAID FOR BY A LONELY LIFE MEMBERS FOR A MORE CYLINDRICAL FUTURE

 

[Badjedidude]

CITIZENS, PLEASE, I URGE YOU TO CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING...

ROD: ONLY CARES ABOUT KITTENS

AND DOESN'T GIVE A fresia ABOUT GRANDMA.

VOTE FOR OTHER IN 2012!!!

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

Mint, definitely.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

With all due respect to the elderly community, Rod understands that our current economic state can only cover but so much. Our grandparents want to see us grow up healthy, taken care of, and in possession of all the things they didn't have. Rod understands this vision. That's why Rod's focus is to ease the elderly into that peaceful goodnight while putting the economy to work for the youth of today for a better tomorrow.

Vote Rod. Vote for the security of a bright future.

A vote for Rod is a vote for a future without being forced to wear your grandma's Christmas Sweaters.
Paid for by Youth! Inc.

 

[EveWasFramed]

This has got to be one of the most disturbing threads I've ever read here. (wary)

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

Who in the flying fresia and hairy monkey balls is Rod?!?!?!

 

[Barbaloot]

It was a close, often ugly election, but in the end, the Inanimate Carbon Rod won in a clear victory.

Meet your new President: Inanimate Carbon Rod.

 

[LoneKiller]

Myself.

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The Rod is the only candidate who cares about small polar bears

VOTE ROD

It's hard to believe that something so cute and playful will grow up into an animal that could rip you to pieces.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Yay, Rod wins! This was fun.

 

[hopsfox]

I missed the whole election darn it

 

[Felix]

It's hard to believe that something so cute and playful will grow up into an animal that could rip you to pieces.

I bet he thinks the same about us...

...I hope the Rod doesn't forget his promises!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Rod is a rod of honor.

 

[Badjedidude]

CITIZENS, PLEASE TAKE HEED!!!

There has been plenty of talk about cats and kittens... but what about the dogs?

WHO CARES FOR THE DOGS???

VOTE FOR OTHER!!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Rod won. Give it up, Steve.

Besides...

Here is a picture of a dog Rod personally cared for at the pet shelter.