Don't be jealous of a relationship! Here's something that may give a few of you some chuckles; it did me! This list is sort of meant for the guys, but the ladies might like it also.
TOP 20 REASONS TO STAY SINGLE!
1. You get the whole couch to yourself. Go ahead and fart.
2. You have half as much housework/laundry to do. And you WILL be the one doing it if you're not single.
3. You can stay out as late as you want and still come home smelling like beer and fried fish.
4. Fewer anniversaries or special dates to have to remember. Fewer gifts, too.
5. You can stretch out in bed without accidentally punching someone in the face.
6. Dirty clothing can stay on the floor for as looooong as you like!
7. You can choose to watch whatever TV channel you want to. No more fighting for control of the remote.
8. No more sharing razors or toothbrushes.
9. You don't have to worry about fashion. "Does this make me look fat?"
10. You can game/surf online until your eyes bleed and not have to put up with anyone whining for your attention.
11. You don't have to hide your porn. Go ahead--leave it on the kitchen counter.
12. You don't have to hold embarrassing half-whispered arguments in a busy department store.
13. Your friends can barge in without knocking and come over anytime at all!
14. No one changes the radio station settings in your car.
15. You can punch the wall in anger and not fix the hole it makes.
16. The bathroom is yours! Put the tp roll on however you like. Leave the seat up/down. Don't even use tp; it doesn't matter!
17. You can walk around naked and scratch yourself in obscene places.
18. Going to the strip club or bar with your pals doesn't have to be a covert mission.
19. No more tampons in the wastebasket. Seriously. Cover that honeysuckle up.
20. You can wake up to a different face every day! Hey, as long as she's gone by nine, right?
Lol I found that online...thought it was pretty hilarious. I know every guy has a bit of experience with this...even if they haven't been in a relationship, they can appreciate the freedoms they have.
----Steve