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^^That only applies to women who are into wookie-nookie!

Got to stop nodding off while I meditate, as it's disrupting my sleep pattern. Gotta start running again, too!

Who cares about penis size? Nowt floats a woman's boat like a man's ability to wield a shovel, and it doesn't matter how long it is.

Ah, CTF...you wouldn't believe how much that statement resonates with my life at the moment, lol

I am, alas, truly in love with cigarettes again...

Happy belated birthday from me too!!!

Yep, read loads of PKD stuff - though my favourite work of his remains 'A Scanner Darkly'. Total head-screwiness, but in a good way. And the druggie conversations (apparently based on PKDs own druggie conversations) are weirdly hilarious. I can't watch Watership Down - I just find it too sad...

It gets a little more poignant with every passing year... ZTzA_xesrL8

HP sauce...ah you don't know what you're missing...it's a spicy, hot pickle sauce that goes fabulouso with bacon, chips (fries), shepherd's pie, sausages, steak...loads of things. Also known as brown sauce. It is SO nice. Also an excellent condiment for lamburgers with Caerphilly cheese - hell...

^^LOL - a full english is NOT suitable for veggies! Rashers of bacon (fried) Pork sausages (fried) Black Pudding (optional extra - fried) Eggs (fried) Slices of bread (fried - yes, fried - suitable for veggies, provided it wasn't fried in lard) Hash Brown (ditto) Baked beans (boiled, suitable...

Happy birthday!

I cannot fathom how my friend can face a full english breakfast in the mornings. Would his diabetes have something to do with it?

That it's good I finally managed some graphics work tonight. Some motivation at last. Thank the holy monkeyspunk moped for that!

Dom88 - you know, I think the best thing for you would be simply to come clean about it to the campus police. Let's face it, nobody's perfect; we all say, write and do some supremely dumbass things sometimes. Just say to the campus police that you take full responsibility, that you just had a...

Not felt quite so bad this morning. Phew!

I want an early night, no night-sweats and no waking-up shuddering and scared and boo-hoo-hoo and all that. Oh, and I want to know that my friends are safe and well, too. I also want to have a lucid dream with Kelly Hu in it, even though I'm impotent right now. I think she'd be nice to talk to.

^^Dunno. For some reason, I seem to attract the nutters. :p

Yeah, I keep making a dick of myself too. I tell you, though, I'd be happy to go WITHOUT a date for the next three years, if the emotional embroilment with that last lady is par for the course. Fuckin hell. I mean, really - fuckin hell.

Course, I'll go out dating again, in time. Bloody fool that I am...

Having recently become very depressed, it has completely killed my sex drive. I'm actually finding it quite liberating. It is nice to not care about rutting no more. :)