Bored? Entertainment Mega Thread

[Badjedidude]

I believe this particular fine specimen of humanity is saying:

"I seen a tiny-ass .22 . . . . *inaudible* . . . drop a nigga plenty of days, man. Muthafuckas get up 'dere in you like a pinball, man (meaning that the bullets bounce around inside your body the same way that pinballs bounce around a pinball machine), rip 'yo ass up. Big *unclear* (joints? johns?), big *unclear* though, man... just break 'yo bones, you say fresia it." (Indicating, I believe, that larger bullets may break your bones, but smaller bullets can cause more chaotic damage to your soft tissue).

And THAT is my professional opinion of this young man/woman's speech.

I honestly can't tell if it's a boy or a girl.

 

[LoneKiller]

I believe this particular fine specimen of humanity is saying:

"I seen a tiny-ass .22 . . . . *inaudible* . . . drop a nigga plenty of days, man. Muthafuckas get up 'dere in you like a pinball, man (meaning that the bullets bounce around inside your body the same way that pinballs bounce around a pinball machine), rip 'yo ass up. Big *unclear* (joints? johns?), big *unclear* though, man... just break 'yo bones, you say fresia it." (Indicating, I believe, that larger bullets may break your bones, but smaller bullets can cause more chaotic damage to your soft tissue).

And THAT is my professional opinion of this young man/woman's speech.

I honestly can't tell if it's a boy or a girl.

Neither could I at first. Just to be PC, would her vocabulary fall under what is called Ebonics?

 

[Badjedidude]

Neither could I at first. Just to be PC, would her vocabulary fall under what is called Ebonics?

Hahaha

Well, as long as we're giving it a label... sure. It's ebonics.

 

[LoneKiller]

Some of these are most likely a product of Photoshop, but what's creepy is the imagination of the people who created them! That dude with the machete is one creepy looking guy.

 

[monkeysocks]

Did you go a bit mad with the spray tan LK ?

 

[LoneKiller]

Did you go a bit mad with the spray tan LK ?

Yeah. Went a little heavy on the Coppertone. Now I look like a Goddamn penny!

 

[Okiedokes]

Hey it's Barbie and Ken. A little too much fun in the sun

I'm not sure what to make of that... loaf looking thing on the ground that appears to have a hole in it. *scratches head*

 

[monkeysocks]

Most of them are about as artistically appealing to me as painting with elephant dung. Especially the man baby picture. I think sometimes trying to be creative goes into the macabre.

Good topic though - got any more - not so spine chilling LK ?

 

[Felix]

First one is the girl from Tod Browning's classic film "Freaks".

The one with the dog-human feeding its puppies I've seen many times on a repetitive add on a website...

 

[MissGuided]

Some of these are most likely a product of Photoshop, but what's creepy is the imagination of the people who created them! That dude with the machete is one creepy looking guy.

Yea. I am thoroughly skeezed out now.

 

[monkeysocks]

Its a Tadpole !

 

[LoneKiller]

Holy honeysuckle. That's pretty sharp. Cute little guys.

 

[monkeysocks]

Holy honeysuckle. That's pretty sharp. Cute little guys.

At first I thought it was a potato.

 

[LoneKiller]

Believe it or not, the creature at the top right is a breed of jellyfish.

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Holy honeysuckle. That's pretty sharp. Cute little guys.

At first I thought it was a potato.

HaHa It certainly has some of the right features.

 

[LoneKiller]

I don't know what the Hell this is supposed to be.

 

[monkeysocks]

A singing potato with dentures ?

Bluebottle maggot

 

[LoneKiller]

I don't know what the Hell this is supposed to be.

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A singing potato with dentures ?

I got it. The "WTF? Mr. Potato Head"

 

[Sci-Fi]

Looks like a turd that's been rolling around in string.

 

[perfanoff]

One more tadpole.

 

[monkeysocks]

I am glad that you put that it was a tadpole perfanoff

I won't say what I thought that was a first glance :club: