Game - Spread a rumor about the person above

[Volt]

Ladyforsaken is an android.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Volt stole a little girl's ice cream the other day and now the girl is traumatised for life.

 

[Volt]

Ladyforsaken runs a failing healthcare business.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Volt loves to spread rumours.

 

[Volt]

Ladyforsaken threw rocks at passersby from her tree house when she was nine.

 

[ladyforsaken]

^I like that lol. Always wanted a tree house growing up.

Volt went to kindergarten school with me and was the bully that turned into a friend.

 

[Volt]

I feel like that could be true.

Ladyforsaken was the quiet one in class until she one day ripped the throat of some other girl apart.

 

[Pathfinder]

^^  bwahahahaha  

Volt secretly volunteers at the local post office to write return letters from Santa to the children in his neighbourhood.....but accidentally signs them from Satan because he forgot his reading glasses. (oops)

 

[user 108508]

Pathfinder stole Volt's glasses.

 

[Volt]

Missguided ran a sex dungeon during the time she was away from here.

 

[user 108508]

That is actually accurate. However, my business only thrived after I hired Volt as my Senior Director of Social Media and Marketing.

 

[user 130057]

MissGuided is directly responsible for the attempted alteration of net neutrality laws

 

[user 108508]

On Saturday nights, user 130057 dons a terry headband, short-shorts and knee high socks. He proceeds to hit the closest roller rink and disco skate his butt off until the wee hours of the morning.

 

[user 130057]

MissGuided is my dance partner. She looks lovely in Spandex.

 

[user 108508]

^ROFL! You know I have 6 pairs and I rock them all.

And, I would like to thank user 130057 for letting my borrow his pink glitter halter top for the event. You trembled as you handed it to me, tears welling up in your eyes and made me pinky swear to take good care of it. For you kindness, I have purchased a matching beret for you to wear with it tonight. Now, let your inner Dancing Queen shine, mister! <3

 

[Volt]

Your life tops all possible rumours i could come up with.

 

[user 108508]

^Then, it sounds like MY work IS done.

Volt is currently rubbing his hands together and laughing maniacally, relishing the challenge to create a wildly inaccurate rumor - the likes of which will shake the very foundation of ALL. Much like the mad scientist, I suspect he has a secret lab stocked with thousands of Enquirer magazines and Keeping Up With The Kardashians episodes on DVD, from which he will fashion the Mother of all Rumors.

 

[Volt]

MissGuided has stolen all ideas i ever had about any good rumour to spread about her.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is still walking around the house without socks on.

 

[Volt]

I am now, i even have shoes on too.

MissGuided has spend the past three hours doing her nails.