Good Wish to Bad Wish---game

[Dessa]

Granted but since I dunno what that is I give you a unicorn instead.

I wish for eternal darkness.

 

[Ladysphinx]

I have no idea what that is So I'll give you a giant leech

I wish for the best thing in the world

 

[Dessa]

Granted but it's really far away from you.

I wish for the perfect guy.

 

[Drama]

Granted but the perfect guy is a vampire

I wish I had straight hair

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted but they fall out after a week and never grow back

I wish I had a tame leopard

 

[Dessa]

Granted but it's poached.

I wish for my very own country.

 

[ThatOneDude]

granted, but it gets annexed by the us

 

[Dessa]

Okay well I'll wish.

I wish for the knowledge of the meaning of life.

 

[Drama]

Granted but you'll go crazy

I wish to be a rockstar

 

[Dessa]

Granted but you get addicted to cocaine.

I wish for my very own groupies.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but they rob you and you get the clap

I wish I had exactly $5000.72 in my hand

 

[Dessa]

Granted but you get mugged.

I wish I could play the guitar.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you can't play well

I wish I had a dumpling making machine.

 

[Dessa]

Granted but bulbosaur damages it beause BULBOSAUR SUCKS.

I wish all bulbosaurs dead.

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granded but the zombie bodies of all balbosaurse will roam earth for ever

 

[Dessa]

Lol

I wish I could time travel.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but you get stuck in the time of the dinosaurs and get eaten.

I wish i could teleport to anywhere with 100% accuracy.

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted but you can not never materialized ever again and spend life roaming earth like a ghost.

I wish that the next person will meet their soul mate and be happy together.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but then I die.

I wish for a giant bowl of cereal that never got soggy.

 

[Dessa]

Granted but you eat it all so no more.

I wish for I was a doctor.