Haiku Showdown

[ShadowMan2898]

Does anyone want to have a haiku showdown with me? It can be about any topic you want, just don't make it offensive.

 

[ShadowMan2898]

No replies here yet
Guess I really am alone
Silence fills the void...

 

[Chaotic Neutral]

It's just a potato
It can't
Care

 

[ShadowMan2898]

It's just a potato
It can't
Care

Nice.

Ok, another one:

Yellow dot with club
It hits the head of the other
Over and over....

 

[Chaotic Neutral]

One day
I will fly
And crash

 

[Bob Arctor]

These are not haikus
The rules are syllables of
Five seven and five

 

[ShadowMan2898]

These are not haikus
The rules are syllables of
Five seven and five

You sir are correct
Perhaps the others are not
Writing haiku often

Anyways, here's another one:

Grinding the brown beans
Hot water flows out downward
The coffee: ready!

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Oh crap, I made a mistake with post #4!

 

[Tear of the Goddess]

Preparing herself
Heart pumping head Sweating
The bell rings already

 

[ShadowMan2898]

Hunter lies in wait
The gun's steel glints in the dark
Wild game shows itself...

*BOOM*

 

[Bob Arctor]

These are not haikus
The rules are syllables of
Five seven and five

You sir are correct
Perhaps the others are not
Writing haiku often

Anyways, here's another one:

Grinding the brown beans
Hot water flows out downward
The coffee: ready!

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Oh crap, I made a mistake with post #4!

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Haha nice, the coffee one is my favorite so far. Actually I had a ghost writer for mine I'm ashamed to admit I don't write haiku often either...or at all.

 

[ShadowMan2898]

Bob Arctor, that's fine
You don't write haiku often?
Nothing wrong with that!

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"Beef between the bread,
Delicious slices of cheese
Then, a lettuce!"

-Cheeseburger

"He goes to your house,
Correspondences in hand.
The dog drives him out..."

-Lament for the Mailmen

"You are late for work!
So you run to your sedan.
Sadly, no more gas"

-Late for work

 

[Bob Arctor]

Lol! I love these, keep it up.

 

[ShadowMan2898]

Why thank you so much!
Haiku are hobbies for me,
When I'm bored, that is...

"Return home smiling,
Suddenly, you find some bills...
Frustration abounds."

-The Bills

"Amusing white box,
Lets you play Call of Duty.
Then a red ring shows..."

-The X-Box 360 Red Ring of Death

"Stage lit on fire,
German metal fills your ears...
A Rammstein concert!"

-(Kinda self-explanatory)

 

[Bob Arctor]

"Amusing white box,
Lets you play Call of Duty.
Then a red ring shows..."

-The X-Box 360 Red Ring of Death

As a playstation loyalist, I had to respond to this one. Bravo by the way .

Reflective black box,
Dependable to the end.
Rays of blue and games.

-Ode to the Playstation 3

 

[ShadowMan2898]

"Amusing white box,
Lets you play Call of Duty.
Then a red ring shows..."

-The X-Box 360 Red Ring of Death

As a playstation loyalist, I had to respond to this one. Bravo by the way .

Reflective black box,
Dependable to the end.
Rays of blue and games.

-Ode to the Playstation 3

Ha, I also have a PS3...

This one is dedicated to the upcoming game Assassin's Creed III

"Man moves around trees,
He sees a Redcoat patrol...
Now, they live no more..."

 

[Badjedidude]

A penis growing,
throbbing, red anger, pulsing,
invade velvet rose.

 

[ShadowMan2898]

A penis growing,
throbbing, red anger, pulsing,
invade velvet rose.

What the?!

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^THAT SIR IS MY POETIC ARTISTRY DO NOT IMPOSE UPON MY RIGHTS

Confusion, bubbles
into the maelstrom churning,
my semen aloft.

 

[ShadowMan2898]

Friendly all over;
Loyal to the very end,
We all love our knives

-Ode to the Filipino people

 

[Dark_Poet]

A plumber jumps high
Aiming for her majesty
Instead finding Toad

Ode to Mario
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I long for you so
Looking to the stars waiting
you're worth the effort

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