Frank Peterson
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- Oct 3, 2023
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Hi I'm Frank.
I'm funny, confident, good looking, intelligent, charming, extremely modest and very insecure. I like long walks to my front gate to threaten trespassers, and romantic moonlit walks to the shed where I keep the bodies. I love children as long as they stay out of my peripheral vision, earshot or general vicinity, and I am kind to animals - though I haven't gone to the pub in ages. I am a hopeless romantic, with the emphasis on hopeless; according to my ex who said I had the "emotional depth of a brick", but who cares what that crow sqwauked, I never payed much attention anyway. I am wealthy, with millions invested in NFT's but not much cash as I'm waiting for the right time to cash in. I have been called a "head turner", a "real catch" and "adorable" many times, specifically by Sandra who is a meth addict that lives in the alley behind my house - Oh that one, she knows just what to say. That's pretty much 'about me'.
Jokes aside, I'm pretty lonely folks ngl, as well as bored, which should be apparent.
I'm funny, confident, good looking, intelligent, charming, extremely modest and very insecure. I like long walks to my front gate to threaten trespassers, and romantic moonlit walks to the shed where I keep the bodies. I love children as long as they stay out of my peripheral vision, earshot or general vicinity, and I am kind to animals - though I haven't gone to the pub in ages. I am a hopeless romantic, with the emphasis on hopeless; according to my ex who said I had the "emotional depth of a brick", but who cares what that crow sqwauked, I never payed much attention anyway. I am wealthy, with millions invested in NFT's but not much cash as I'm waiting for the right time to cash in. I have been called a "head turner", a "real catch" and "adorable" many times, specifically by Sandra who is a meth addict that lives in the alley behind my house - Oh that one, she knows just what to say. That's pretty much 'about me'.
Jokes aside, I'm pretty lonely folks ngl, as well as bored, which should be apparent.