* Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist.
* Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945, Nazi Germany surrended on May 7th 1945. Coincidence!?
* Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number... You answer the wrong phone.
* If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
* Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he takes oxygen hostage.