How Prince harry lost his virginity ?

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Harry writes that he was 17 when he lost his virginity to an older woman in a field behind a pub.
He says it was a "humiliating" experience, during which the woman treated him "like a young stallion".



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Now this. I find a meme about his frostbitten dick earlier today, how he got into a...I can't believe fight...scuffle with his brother in the paper. How long until he's on or has a show on MTV? So ******* tired of inbred royal 'talent'. Can we invade them just for shits and giggles?
 
I laughed a lot when i first read this ...

i am not sure what this actually means though ... the woman treated him like a young stallion ?
 
ā€œI mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and sent me away,ā€ he writes. ā€œOne of my many mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a very busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us.ā€

Oh like that , now i get it ...

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And there's me thinking he lost his virginity after his chonker suffered frostbite because afterwards he got a chap on the end of it.šŸ˜®
 
I lost mine, somehow but lucky for me I found it again. It was hiding behind the sofa.

I too think it's kind of odd to write, in a book no less, about losing one's virginity. Weirder still though, to me, is why would anyone care? I'd rather read that some famous father was, in actuality, still a virgin and had been cuckolded by their equally famous wife. And if all their kids had different fathers, even more interesting. But no matter who they are, famous or not, reading about someone else's life, especially some young royal's, sounds about as much fun as watching paint dry, while getting a root canal done.

Sometimes though, when watching youngsters in porn flicks, I can't help wondering if it's their first time or if they got pregnant from the scene. With as much porn as there is, I'm sure that either or both are possible and multiple times as well.
 
But seriously, why does anyone care? Just because he's a **** prince...or used to be....is he still? I don't care, whatever....Everyone that has had sex has a **** story about how they lost their virginity. Sorry, but he's not special. And turning this thread into softcore porn is, quite frankly, a bit inappropriate. There are young people here.
 
On the one hand, I don't have any beef with the Royals. If people get something good out of it, I guess it's OK.

But at the same time, they're also kind of famous for being famous.

I'm not a huge fan of the concept of people that get stuff in life just for being born, while the rest of us have to struggle just for a chance of anything at all. Who you are born as, is pure random chance, dumb luck. It's not like they tried harder and worked harder before they were born, and were rewarded with being born fantastically wealthy.

Again I don't know Prince Harry so I can't say if he is a good or bad guy.
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's probably alright, probably a little out of touch with real life like anyone born into wealth, but generally okay as a person.
But I feel like celebrity gossip is something that's best to avoid.
 
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