How would you respond if I.....

[Cavey]

Depends which side.

I'd either say "Alright, Frank" or "I always though you were a complete twat, but you seem alright on ALL"

How would you respond if I ran around your garden screaming "It was him! He did it!".

 

[ucxb]

Depends which side.

I'd either say "Alright, Frank" or "I always though you were a complete twat, but you seem alright on ALL"

How would you respond if I ran around your garden screaming "It was him! He did it!".

LOL this really tickled me thanks ...

Depending how long you were running I may offer you a refreshing beverage, sit and discuss what "it" is

How would you respond if I admitted to you that your posts usually entertain me and its a pleasure to be acquainted

 

[Cavey]

I'd be mostly thankful. I'd also be happy to be of service and slightly embarrassed at the attention.

Oh, even I don't know what "it" is, but you're bound to be up to something! Whatever "it" is, I know it's happening!

How would you respond if I serenaded you by sitting at your work desk singing "Isn't She Lovely?" for hours?

 

[ucxb]

Smile for the first round of the singing, Laugh during the second round, and then do something to keep you from singing it again and again... like a hug or something

How would you respond if I told you I have multiple accounts on this forum and that you & I are the only "real" members

 

[khaoz_ferox]

I would say "okay... something you want to tell me?"

What would you say if I told you it was all in your mind and none of it was real?

 

[ucxb]

I would want to know what the "it" is you are referring to

How would you respond if I told you that you will meet your true match in 5 years

 

[khaoz_ferox]

I would say that anything is possible.

how would you respond if I told you I was your doppelganger?

 

[Scotsman]

God you're a handsome *******!!

How would you respond if I told a lie about you that everyone believed and suddenly you were lead story on the news every night for a month?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

I would say it was an absolute truth and laugh all the way to the bank (hopefully).


How would you respond if I, a random stranger, proposed a complete life swap?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd politely decline, as I like being a female.

How would you respond if I suggested a one-month country swap instead?

 

[ucxb]

I think you & I are both residents of USA ?! If it was a different country then yes ! It would be neat to swap

How would you respond if I asked (politely) to give me a morning wake up call

 

[khaoz_ferox]

I would want to know if you're a morning person and if there would be any danger to me in doing so.

How would you respond if you went on a blind date only to find that your date is a legitimate swashbuckling pirate?

 

[simhthmss]

i'd be thrilled and probably go off raveshing maidens and such with him...id pay him in rum to be my bouncer too.

how would you respond if you went on a date took the person back home, got saucy with them and found them to be a transvestite (of either gender)

 

[ucxb]

Think I was hallucinating

How would you respond if I sent you a one way ticket to a foreign country

 

[khaoz_ferox]

I'd politely decline and reimburse you, I like it where I am right now.


How would you respond if you were given one wish.

And no, you can't wish for more wishes

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd politely decline and reimburse you, I like it where I am right now.


How would you respond if you were given one wish.

And no, you can't wish for more wishes

Why.... I'd save it until I had time to properly consider what the wish would be.

How would you respond if I threw a chicken at you?

 

[Rosebolt]

Ask if that was your way of emailing me back.

How would you respond if i made you a sandwich but you didn't like its content?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Ask if that was your way of emailing me back.

How would you respond if i made you a sandwich but you didn't like its content?

I'd email it to you. :club: lol

How would you respond if I suggested you come and unpack all my stuff and move my furniture around for me?

 

[Rosebolt]

How would you respond if I suggested you come and unpack all my stuff and move my furniture around for me?

Ask if you'd pay for the flight.

How would you respond if i made fun of you?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Encourage you to keep going until you felt awkward about it, then smile and give you a high-five.


how would you respond if I knocked on your door, beaten, blooded and on the run from the law screaming "please, help! I'm innocent!"