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Pinch you back or walk away, depending on my mood.

How would you respond if you saw crows bathing?
 
I'd go awwwww so cute.

How would you respond if I suddenly shredded a piece of important document that belonged to you?
 
Say what the fresia is wrong with you and then walk away. If it's very personal i'd tell you to fresia off as well. Assuming it's intentional.

How would you respond if the people in front of you walked half your speed and didn't let you through?
 
That happens more often than you'd think. I'd say 'excuse me'. Failure to acknowledge this request will result in you being walked over...

How would you respond if I ignored the purpose of the thread and just started posting random garbage? (No, that's not what I do already...)
 
Pineapples have no place in radio.

How would you respond if my question were merely an accusation that you hate me?
 
Probably with hugs until you're so freaked out that you retract your allegation!

(I loved your pineapple reply BTW)

How would you respond if everyone around you started talking like a pirate?
 
Arrr. I'd make ye all walk de plank!

How would you respond if we were actually all living in the Matrix?
 
I’d wonder where Keanu was....and actively search for him. 😎

How would you respond if I said that all your night time light must now be sourced from various pretty scented candles ?
 
Bring it on ..the seventies power cuts what fun

How would you respond if you're job was taken over by a robot
 
My job is simply to annoy those around me with constant sardonic commentary, so unless they create a Glados 2.0, I think I'm safe.

How would you respond if emergency calls started to be forwarded to your phone?
 
I would respond, 'Would you like fries with that?' to each call. The first one to say yes, gets a prize.

How would you respond if I began posting all of my future posts in doublespeak?
 
Read them all intrigued.

How would you respond if someone close dropped off the face of the earth?
 
Yell after him "I told you not to walk off the edge!"

How would you respond if someone told you they hated you?
 
Shrug my shoulders and walk off? Say 'join the club'? Laugh? All of the above, probably.

How would you respond if I gave you my telephone number and told you to call me in an emergency?
 
I'd probably accompany you to the shrink I'll be escorting you to for giving your phone number to an utter stranger several hundred miles away lol.

How would you respond if I dropped my pants in public while next to you?
 


I'd help pick you up and dust you off, as you would probably trip on your pants and biff it.

How would you respond if you tripped and fell down in dramatic style on a sidewalk full of people?
 
"Woah!" and turn and smile "That was something else, huh?" And see who responds and possibly strike up a conversation with those who had something to say.


How would you respond if you awoke and found you were now colorblind?
 
I'd think of my childhood self who used to believe that people saw in black and white up until a certain point, much like how TVs changed from black and white to colour.

How would you respond if extra-terrestrial life made its presence felt?
 

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