I ____ Your ____ with ____

[ucxb]

I torch your aces & eights with my flame thrower

 

[user 108508]

I disable your flame thrower with my water gun

 

[Blue Bob]

I bash your water gun with my rubber mallet

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

I throw your rubber mallet in my wet concrete.

 

[Blue Bob]

I write profanities all over your wet concrete with my finger

 

[DeadSun]

I remove your finger with my cigar cutter.

 

[user 108508]

I crush your cigar cutter with my sledgehammer.

 

[Badjedidude]

I steal your sledgehammer with my hand.

 

[user 108508]

I tickle your hand with my ostrich feather.

 

[GraceBlossom]

I slather your hand with mud

 

[user 108508]

I bake your mud into a tasty pie with my convection oven.

 

[GraceBlossom]

I short your convection oven with my jump leads

 

[Blue Bob]

I disable your jump leads with my escher knot conversion kit

 

[GraceBlossom]

I crush your escher knot conversion kit with my wrecking ball.

 

[ucxb]

I decorate your wreck ball with my Tiberius T9.1 Elite Paintball Rifle

 

[johnny196775]

I do not understand your sentences with those words.

 

[Nocturnal99]

I scribbled up your words with my busted etch-a-sketch

 

[johnny196775]

I see your mad with envy.

 

[Nocturnal99]

I question your envy of those who are familiar with the first post =P

 

[Blue Bob]

I annihilate your mention of the first post with my destroy the previous post app.