Unpopular opinion? : They need to ban women from tattoo parlors.

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I know this will probably piss a lot of people off, but please, just hear me out and realize that this is just my opinion and its how I feel.

I feel they need to ban women from tattoo parlors. Why? No girl has ever improved her looks with a gaudy mural injected under her skin or a piece of metal dangling from her nostrils. There’s no man on Earth who has ever thought about his girlfriend or wife, “Man, you know what would make her even sexier? A butterfly emblazoned just over her ass.” Yet despite this objective reality, thousands of girls continue to mutilate themselves at an astounding rate, to the point where more girls now have tattoos than men. Even in our degenerate society, people with visible tattoos and piercings have difficulty getting jobs. Not even minimum wage employers will hire them, because no one wants their Big Mac or Double Crappuccino served by an Apocalypto extra. Girls who get inked or pierced are showing that they can’t be trusted to plan for the future. They don’t care that their stupid choices will consign them to living off their parents for the rest of their lives: all they care about is their individuality.

Not only that, but girls with tattoos specifically have no idea that their cool designs will be destroyed by aging. Gravity and Father Time work their magic on us all, and your taut flesh will eventually sag and wrinkle like a raisin in the sun. A chick who can’t comprehend that the awesome Narnia scene tattooed on her back will look like Technicolor vomit when she’s 40 is too dumb to be the mother of your children. The reasons girls get tattoos and piercings "I’m doing it for ME!” are indicative of narcissism and mild psychopathy. Girls get tattoos for the same reasons they cut their hair short: a desperate attempt to assert how unique and special they are. A girl who willfully disfigures herself like this will never attempt to please you or do anything nice for you. She won’t care for you when you’re sick, will refuse to sleep with you for completely arbitrary reasons, and will generally be a moody, unlikable cunt. Girls’ logic when it comes to tattoos is best described by paraphrasing Lena Dunham’s character in Girls: “I have a tattoo, and that just makes me naturally interesting.” Nothing could be further from the truth. My experience shows me that girls with ink and/or metal are the most boring, conformist chicks you’ll ever come across. To be fair, most girls are dull as dirt, but tattooed and pierced girls are aggressively dull, assaulting you with the most hackneyed tripe you’ll ever hear.

Any girl who thinks that a getting a ring in her nose or a Bible verse on her back is a good idea is going to be off her rocker. In my entire life, I have never met an inked or pierced girl who wasn’t sick in the head, whether they had depression, “anxiety” or a full-blown personality disorder. While girls with facial piercings and tattoos on the arms or legs can at least feign normality, chicks with piercings or tattoos on or near their erogenous zones (breasts, labia, ass) are the kinds of broads who will cut you with a knife. The only good thing about tattoos and piercings is that they signal which girls you can bang with minimal effort. If you’re looking to make a girl wince during anal on the first date, pick the one with a tramp stamp or a tongue piercing. But if you’re looking for a girl you can wife up, go for the ones who haven’t mangled their bodies beyond repair.

I hope it doesn't offend anybody. I've been out of the dating game for a long time, but I just feel its such a waste. Personally, if you are a beautiful women i'd just wait till you're at least 40 to get any tattoos, piercings or silly hair colors because by then no one will care.
 

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I know this will probably piss a lot of people off, but please, just hear me out and realize that this is just my opinion and its how I feel.

I feel they need to ban women from tattoo parlors. Why? No girl has ever improved her looks with a gaudy mural injected under her skin or a piece of metal dangling from her nostrils. There’s no man on Earth who has ever thought

Not gonna lie read all of it but after reading up to this point I was very put off from reading the rest and the more I read the more just I don't know what to say.

Tattoos rock is a woman wants them then heck yeah tattooed or not woman are beautiful.
 

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Not gonna lie read all of it but after reading up to this point I was very put off from reading the rest and the more I read the more just I don't know what to say.

Tattoos rock is a woman wants them then heck yeah tattooed or not woman are beautiful.
I disagree, its such a waste to see tattoos on a lovely girl.
 

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Tattoos and piercings are something people do entirely for themselves.
It isn't about the rest of the external world, it's about yourself.
If you're mad that she has a butterfly tattooed on her ass, well then stop being a bitch and try painting over it with some organic whiteout. :rolleyes:
 

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I disagree, its such a waste to see tattoos on a lovely girl.
Ok you disagree that's cool and your opinion, I can respect that the only issue I had with your opinion is you made it sound like you were speaking for all men and they share your views *shrugs*
 

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Tattoos and piercings are something people do entirely for themselves.
It isn't about the rest of the external world, it's about yourself.
If you're mad that she has a butterfly tattooed on her ass, well then stop being a bitch and try painting over it with some organic whiteout. :rolleyes:
Did you take the time to actually read what I said? I pretty much already covered what you said.

Ok you disagree that's cool and your opinion, I can respect that the only issue I had with your opinion is you made it sound like you were speaking for all men and they share your views *shrugs*
Well like I said its my opinion.
 

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Wow! Are you fucking serious with this post?! Not only have you managed to pass some crazy and ludicrous judgements against girls with tattoos, you've also insulted any woman over 40. . . well, fuck it - ANY woman. WTF? I'm kind of at a loss for words here. I'm actually going to take you for a troll as I don't have the time nor inclination to even respond to this inane dribble. 🙄 :unsure:
 

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Wow! Are you fucking serious with this post?! Not only have you managed to pass some crazy and ludicrous judgements against girls with tattoos, you've also insulted any woman over 40. . . well, fuck it - ANY woman. WTF? I'm kind of at a loss for words here. I'm actually going to take you for a troll as I don't have the time nor inclination to even respond to this inane dribble. 🙄 :unsure:
What did I say wrong? I don't get it.
 

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Did you take the time to actually read what I said? I pretty much already covered what you said.

Here's my top-down worldview perspective on human morality, okay?
I try to be the Better Person.
If by trying to be the Better Person someone decides to be a Shitty Person and take advantage of me...
Well, then in my defense, I said I was the Better Person, not a Good Person...
And so, by my defensive volition I must take up the contrary position of being Better at being a Shitty Person.
The ends justify the means to me.
It is for this reason why I don't like conflict to begin with, and why I actively try to stay out of it.
I'm a pacifist by choice, not by nature.
 

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I know this will probably piss a lot of people off, but please, just hear me out and realize that this is just my opinion and its how I feel.

I feel they need to ban women from tattoo parlors. Why? No girl has ever improved her looks with a gaudy mural injected under her skin or a piece of metal dangling from her nostrils. There’s no man on Earth who has ever thought about his girlfriend or wife, “Man, you know what would make her even sexier? A butterfly emblazoned just over her ass.” Yet despite this objective reality, thousands of girls continue to mutilate themselves at an astounding rate, to the point where more girls now have tattoos than men. Even in our degenerate society, people with visible tattoos and piercings have difficulty getting jobs. Not even minimum wage employers will hire them, because no one wants their Big Mac or Double Crappuccino served by an Apocalypto extra. Girls who get inked or pierced are showing that they can’t be trusted to plan for the future. They don’t care that their stupid choices will consign them to living off their parents for the rest of their lives: all they care about is their individuality.

Not only that, but girls with tattoos specifically have no idea that their cool designs will be destroyed by aging. Gravity and Father Time work their magic on us all, and your taut flesh will eventually sag and wrinkle like a raisin in the sun. A chick who can’t comprehend that the awesome Narnia scene tattooed on her back will look like Technicolor vomit when she’s 40 is too dumb to be the mother of your children. The reasons girls get tattoos and piercings "I’m doing it for ME!” are indicative of narcissism and mild psychopathy. Girls get tattoos for the same reasons they cut their hair short: a desperate attempt to assert how unique and special they are. A girl who willfully disfigures herself like this will never attempt to please you or do anything nice for you. She won’t care for you when you’re sick, will refuse to sleep with you for completely arbitrary reasons, and will generally be a moody, unlikable cunt. Girls’ logic when it comes to tattoos is best described by paraphrasing Lena Dunham’s character in Girls: “I have a tattoo, and that just makes me naturally interesting.” Nothing could be further from the truth. My experience shows me that girls with ink and/or metal are the most boring, conformist chicks you’ll ever come across. To be fair, most girls are dull as dirt, but tattooed and pierced girls are aggressively dull, assaulting you with the most hackneyed tripe you’ll ever hear.

Any girl who thinks that a getting a ring in her nose or a Bible verse on her back is a good idea is going to be off her rocker. In my entire life, I have never met an inked or pierced girl who wasn’t sick in the head, whether they had depression, “anxiety” or a full-blown personality disorder. While girls with facial piercings and tattoos on the arms or legs can at least feign normality, chicks with piercings or tattoos on or near their erogenous zones (breasts, labia, ass) are the kinds of broads who will cut you with a knife. The only good thing about tattoos and piercings is that they signal which girls you can bang with minimal effort. If you’re looking to make a girl wince during anal on the first date, pick the one with a tramp stamp or a tongue piercing. But if you’re looking for a girl you can wife up, go for the ones who haven’t mangled their bodies beyond repair.

I hope it doesn't offend anybody. I've been out of the dating game for a long time, but I just feel its such a waste. Personally, if you are a beautiful women i'd just wait till you're at least 40 to get any tattoos, piercings or silly hair colors because by then no one will care.
Once again. Her body her choice.
 

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