Dear ladies,
We are humbled that you have taken the time to express your gratitude. Your thanks has not gone unnoticed.
On behalf of Men, I would like to point out that we are also accepting gratitude in the form of sandwiches.
Such sandwiches may be given to us at work, on the street, or may be dropped off in our mail box. Do not hesitate to include a hug with your sandwich. When you hug a man you may be eligible to win a free compliment, or our grand prize of coffee sometime, while supplies last.
Please be aware that a sandwich may not be correctly processed unless a cold beer is included. For your convenience it is strongly advised that you include cold beer with all sandwiches to avoid such complications.
Please reply including you name, address, city, state, and ZIP code, and we will send you, free of charge, a detailed manual containing step by step instructions on how to convert your purse into a portable cooler so you may always have cold beer on hand.
We know you had a choice in partners, and we would like to thank you for choosing Men.
Men - Proud to be housebroken since 1600.
Yours truly,
Mysis.