If a guy is 'hot'...

[MissGuided]

You fellas should come spend a summer in my part of the world and I'll throw in about 99% humidity to go with those 90+ degree temps for 3 months or so.

Wait... The Amazon? I thought we established it was North Korea? The Amazon isn't in North Korea right? Maybe we should just clarify this now. Which part of the Amazon/North Korea/Earth is it that you actually live in?

Oh, and shouldn't you be busy watching Flight of the Conchords. I'm expecting your essay to be turned in pretty soon. :club:
/heatstrokemakesmecrazy

She's right. It's AWFUL here.

^I figured Eve would be on board with my assessment. I venture to guess that Nilla and Shipster might agree, as well, lol. And, it's going to get worse here - a week of mid 90s and rain. I am single-handedly keeping the hair product industry in business.

Runciter, you were close....it's South...North Korea. And, I do apologize - I should be fulfilling my essay obligation. But, I haven't had time for fuckery at work, much less Conchord time. I shall put it at the top of the to-do list this weekend.

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

Where exactly? Do you really live in North Korea?

Either way, Cincinnati is unbearably hot right now. I can barely stand the heat,

 

[ardour]

Winter here..frosty mornings, rainy overcast days with a twist of hail... actually not too different from summer.

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

I would take that anyday, rdor. It's better than what we have.

 

[MissGuided]

Where exactly? Do you really live in North Korea?

LOL, no, I am just outside of Atlanta, actually. It's just a joke in reference to me not having TV access to The Flight of the Conchords show.

Winter here..frosty mornings, rainy overcast days with a twist of hail... actually not too different from summer.

*SO jealous*

 

[ladyforsaken]

Each has a different perception of what a "hot guy" is like. So, can't really say.

 

[Runciter]

Each has a different perception of what a "hot guy" is like. So, can't really say.

Well it can be scientifically proven that I am a hot guy. I had to shut my window because of the amount of gnats getting in and now my house is like a sauna. :club:

@Missy (thats you new nickname.)
I read Atlanta as Atlantis at first.

@Muse
Thanks for making me laugh mate. Fear not, I'm laughing at the situation, not at you. Can you imagine a North Korean on this site who described themselves as a "cookie mistress and penis enthusiast?" Imagining that sentence spoken in a Korean accent is comedy gold!

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

I apparently am a sweet guy, because whenever I open my window, all the mosquitos want my blood.

 

[Locke]

@Muse
Thanks for making me laugh mate. Fear not, I'm laughing at the situation, not at you. Can you imagine a North Korean on this site who described themselves as a "cookie mistress and penis enthusiast?" Imagining that sentence spoken in a Korean accent is comedy gold!

I don't know......Dennis Rodman seems to love North Korea, and he's into some weird stuff.

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

Dennis Rodman being into weird stuff is an understatement.

 

[Edward W]

Phew - hot again toady, riding into work in hot sun = One hot guy!

I have a nagging doubt I am mis-interpretting this thread....

 

[EveWasFramed]

I love hot guys. It's really fun to dump ice water on their head and watch them hop around and scream like little girls.

lol

 

[Edward W]

I love hot guys. It's really fun to dump ice water on their head and watch them hop around and scream like little girls.

lol

Right now I would be all 'Ahhhhhhh!'

 

[Runciter]

I love hot guys. It's really fun to dump ice water on their head and watch them hop around and scream like little girls.

lol

You would have loved to have seen me earlier when I put on a pair of shorts that had been in the freezer for half an hour. 5 minutes of screaming like a sissy and finally understanding what it is like to be a eunuch, followed by the rest of the afternoon with the kind of smile that is generally reserved post-intimate relations.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I love hot guys. It's really fun to dump ice water on their head and watch them hop around and scream like little girls.

lol

You would have loved to have seen me earlier when I put on a pair of shorts that had been in the freezer for half an hour. 5 minutes of screaming like a sissy and finally understanding what it is like to be a eunuch, followed by the rest of the afternoon with the kind of smile that is generally reserved post-intimate relations.

*chokes laughing*

 

[MissGuided]

I apparently am a sweet guy, because whenever I open my window, all the mosquitos want my blood.

^Those suckers seem to seek me out as well, Muse. But, I am neither sweet nor a dude.

@Missy (thats you new nickname.)
I read Atlanta as Atlantis at first.

^honeysuckle - I should have known you would break my invisible secret code. I am really a southern North Korean mermaid.

I can live with Missy. I mean, it's no 'Shiny Hiney' but it works.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Factoid: Mosquitoes prefer O-positive blood. just sayin....

 

[Runciter]

I am really a southern North Korean Amazonian mermaid.

I corrected that for you. Silly goose.

 

[theglasscell]

If a guy is hot (but also a nice guy), will all women be attracted to him?

I'm curious.

Women have a different idea of what hot is. Just like men do.

But looks alone won't lead to a relationship if that's what you're looking for.

It's all subjective. The nice guy thing isn't a real thing anyway. Personalities are too complex for a guy to be labeled a nice guy or a bad boy. People pick up these crazy ideas from reading pick up artists blogs and stuff like that.

And women seem to like guys who are caring and selfless, being a piece of honeysuckle isn't attractive to anyone except maybe teenagers.

 

[MissGuided]

Factoid: Mosquitoes prefer O-positive blood. just sayin....

^Dammit. I was hoping you would say that it was because I was sweet!

I am really a southern North Korean Amazonian mermaid.

I corrected that for you. Silly goose.

So....A SoNoKoZonian mermaid? Better?