miltonbradley said:
Pezza said:
If everything you said is true, then why do you ask female members of the forum via PM to let you fresia them?
The truth is that you're a virgin who has never had the chance to reject a real woman.
The only way that you could ever be swimming in pussy is if you visited a cat sanctuary after a Tsunami...
I think you're just mad that your online girlfriend wants to fresia me in real life
Your PMs which she forwarded to me suggest otherwise.
Why would I be mad? We had fun laughing at you, in fact we still are, and it looks like some of the other members have joined in too
I'll be nice and give you a tip, the traditional "Hey. How are you?" is a much better way of greeting someone for the first time, rather than your "I love you like a fat kid loves cake. How much do you love cock?". Unless your trying to make the lady laugh at you, if that's the case then stick with what you've already got.
Please, don't bother replying, save your breath for your date tonight
Or is she a self inflating deluxe model? You are a classy guy after all.