ladies, how do you show you are interested?

[Trent]

don't worry i don't want sex

just the fact, ma'am

lolz

 

[Ghost Boy]

LOL I was about say isn't there already with this title. Seeing how it's locked I think I know how that turned out.

 

[IgnoredOne]

through cookies & cooties

 

[Tealeaf]

I lay my eggs in their stomach.

 

[Ghost Boy]

I lay my eggs in their stomach.

But won't they die right afterwards?

 

[Tealeaf]

I lay my eggs in their stomach.

But won't they die right afterwards?

Incubation is 3-4 weeks. That's enough time for a honeymoon at least.

 

[VanillaCreme]

I lay my eggs in their stomach.

But won't they die right afterwards?

Think seahorse.

 

[Sarah_Lbnz]

I sniff their bum, and if it's all good, I pee on them - signalling of course that I wuz thar and it gonna be mine now.

 

[MissGuided]

simple flash of the boobs and a plate of cupcakes.

 

[In a lonely place]

simple flash of the boobs and a plate of cupcakes.

Don't confuse me, what would I eat first!

 

[shesafrozenfire]

just the fact, ma'am

I start rubbing up against him like a cat in heat. Subtle, no?


Actually, I do engage in physical contact type of things, I'll touch him on the arm or shoulder while we're engaged with one another in conversation, I'll lean far into his personal space etc; most importantly, I'll open up my body language to indicate that I am receptive to contact back.

Or if I really like him, I'll just start humping his leg.

 

[theraab]

You guys have no idea what you're talking about...with the sniffing butts and rubbing up against legs - I asked my dog how they show other dogs they're interested and she told me: Arf, Grrrrrrrrr, arf, arf. Get your facts about animal lust straight before posting on such an important issue

 

[veronica]

I get them all alone, then do "things" to them!

 

[In a lonely place]

I get them all alone, then do "things" to them!

Things? Tell me more

 

[Okiedokes]

LOL love these other responses.

The only person I've ever loved, I told him over the internet with explanation and all of that. That was our only way of communication at the time.

 

[MadMonkè]

just the fact, ma'am

I start rubbing up against him like a cat in heat. Subtle, no?


Actually, I do engage in physical contact type of things, I'll touch him on the arm or shoulder while we're engaged with one another in conversation, I'll lean far into his personal space etc; most importantly, I'll open up my body language to indicate that I am receptive to contact back.

Or if I really like him, I'll just start humping his leg.

That made me LOL in public.