Let's write a novel. One sentence at a time

[Goatperson]

The chickens ran into the door wearing body armor and carrying very big guns.

 

[Shipster0958]

The chickens suddenly broke out into dance.

 

[running with pain]

then the evil duct tape wrapped them in his horrible stickiness!!!

 

[Sigma]

The chickens defied their sticky adversary and increased the pace of their rhythmic movements, shaking off the evil duct tape and topping the highscore on the DDR machine conveniently placed nearby.

 

[Goatperson]

Little did they know that a talent scout was watching them from the shadows.

 

[Sigma]

The scout offered them untold fame and riches and many were tempted to step into the limelight, but the loyalist chickens would not be dissuaded from their cause, tension was rising in the ranks and mutiny was imminent unless the chicken leader took a side.

 

[EinsamkeitX]

Naturally, the Chicken Leader was suspicious about this talent scout's motives, so he sought to interrogate him.

 

[Sigma]

The loyalist chickens were all too happy to oblige and strapped the scout into a nearby chair, dimming the lights in the room and aiming a floor lamp at his face like you see in those cool movies, then Interrogation Chicken took out the tools of the trade and prepared to make the scout spill the beans.

 

[Goatperson]

But before he could do anything a disturbance broke out, five renegade chickens were dancing the can-can and singing Gangnam Style.

 

[running with pain]

the scout offered again a job at a strip club

 

[Goatperson]

The chickens promptly signed on the dotted line and went off to pack for Vegas.

 

[running with pain]

at vegas, the found their strip club and walked through the front door.

 

[Goatperson]

....where they were greeted by Colonel Sanders.

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

with a handful of chickens he saved from the slaughter house, and announced he was going vegetarian!

 

[Shipster0958]

He freed all the chicken, and broke out a stalk of celery.

 

[Goatperson]

He dipped the celery in his 11 secret herbs and spices, fried it and gave it to the chickens.

 

[Shipster0958]

The chickens started to spontaneously combust into chicken nuggets.

 

[Goatperson]

Colonel Sanders ripped off his mask to reveal Ronald McDonald.

 

[Shipster0958]

The hamburgerler ran into the room and stole everyone's wallets.

 

[Goatperson]

Showgirls arrived to collect the feathers shed by the McNuggets to make into new costumes for their blockbuster show opening tonight.