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[Sigma]

Luckily I was carrying a pocket sized teleportation device, which I used to escape to some fastfood joint in a bad neighborhood.
I then pulled a Colt 1851 Navy out of my other pocket and announced my intent to rob the place while doing a very poor Clint Eastwood impersonation.

 

[9006]

After a long pause doing my Clint Eastwood impression - and people starting to laugh - I decided to create some fear by letting off a few rounds, however this did not go down well as it was a plastic water gun firing squirts of water over the floor.

 

[Greb]

Incredibly, it turned out the people were in fact very realistic life-like paper cut outs, and as the water creeped over to the bottom of their very incredibly lifelike feet, something just as incredible happened.

 

[running with pain]

all the paper dolls touched by the water turned into confused chickens

 

[Goatperson]

"These chickens are in need of a leader." I thought to myself.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Who better can the leader be but me, eh?

 

[Goatperson]

Right then, first I'll need a chicken suit....ah, there's one right there.

 

[ladyforsaken]

It wouldn't be right if I don't perform a chicken dance in the chicken suit first!

 

[9006]

But what was supposed to be my chicken suit, turned out to be a banana suit instead!

 

[ladyforsaken]

So then I should do the banana dance?

 

[Goatperson]

Uh oh, I seem to have slipped on my peel.

 

[9006]

I realized I was asking myself that question, therefore it was pointless to do so.

 

[ladyforsaken]

What is going on really?

 

[Goatperson]

It must be time to go to the next room, I wonder what's there.

 

[ladyforsaken]

And then I heard voices.. of a man and a woman coming from the next room. Huh?

 

[Goatperson]

I wonder if they're coming to find me.

 

[running with pain]

or could they b making love to the chickens?

 

[Goatperson]

I decided to sneak up to the door and peek inside.

 

[Shipster0958]

I ended up tripping over the door frame and crashing onto the floor.

 

[9006]

My face smashed like a hammer to glass as it came into contact with the cold, stone, floor.