Let's write a novel. One sentence at a time

[WildernessWildChild]

So they all hit the dance floor to the smooth, mellow beats of "The Conga".

or rather in your case...I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT, I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT, WE LIKE TO..MOVE IT!!!


Yah man, now you're talking my language....

Anyhow,

"Suddenly the doors burst open and a dozen police officers came charging in!"

 

[Veruca]

Then I started seeing blobs of light float about my head

 

[Greb]

Before I black out, I realise that licking all those petri dishes was a bad idea..

 

[Edward W]

When I awake I'm immediately aware there's a change, seems like licking those petri dishes has given me super powers, as well as a horn in the middle of my forehead, why did I choose to try and clone a unicorn!

 

[Rosebolt]

Suddenly, the Apple God fell out of the air and started dancing to loud techno music.

 

[9006]

He started bangin' the moves out like he's been there before; and of course, he has.

 

[nerdygirl]

There was an awed silence.

 

[Rosebolt]

The apple king suddenly split in two, and was replaced by the grass knot of fortune.

 

[9006]

He realised the bangin' music had stopped, and the reason was so shocking, he honeysuckle himself.

 

[Greb]

His juice just exploded outwards and covered the entire room - which was burned beyond all recognition by the highly viscous and very technical compound.

 

[9006]

He tried to clean it up immediately but every object he used melted into nothingness.

 

[Rosebolt]

Then, the tree man entered the room, drinking all fluid inside the room, and afterwards started to stare at me intently.

 

[9006]

Suddenly poo shot out of me as their laser vision suddenly switched on.

 

[ladyforsaken]

(What the hell? Lol.)

And then I thought - what the hell?!

 

[ShadowMan2898]

Suddenly the Legions of Hell came in, blaring E Nomine through their huge speakers.

 

[Rosebolt]

The Legions of Hell then dropped dead as the USB stick killed them all with a massive laser pointer.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Then everything went into blackness..... and I blanked out.

 

[Edward W]

When I awoke I was still surrounded by blackness, but as I struggled back to conciousness from the depths of sleep I realised it was not all black, there were the bright points of the stars in the heavens, I was in space!

 

[Greb]

Then I discovered gravity.

 

[9006]

But by then it was too late, as I had just crossed the event horizon in a black whole!!