Let's write a novel. One sentence at a time

[Drama]

I look up, squint, and realise that it wasn't snow but ash.

 

[grainofrice24]

As I stood in the depths of my own mind, surrounded by my thoughts, my polka-dotted monkey chute and gusts of wind that swept up the ash at my feet, one thought kept coming back to me.

 

[Dove]

"How do I get home?" All of a sudden

 

[suckaG]

I realized that a swirling portal of energy had opened before me.

 

[Ladysphinx]

I jumped into the portal and beholded a new world reminding me about Pandora from avatar, was this a portal to another planet or was this a dream.

 

[wresponpanfruit]

It was that at moment I realized I had left the oven on.

 

[evanescencefan91]

OH NO NOT THE OVEN THAT'S RIGHT NEXT TO MY CONVIENTLY PLACED CAN OF GASOLINE

:O

 

[zombieslayer]

But where were the bananas?

 

[SecretAdmirer]

It was then I remembered that the oven had in fact been on because i had used the bananas to bake banana bread for Oscar's bachelor party.

 

[Ivy]

I swiftly mad my way to the oven. Perhaps I had only seconds left, but I was going to try.

 

[sunny]

it was too late.

 

[WishingWell]

The oven burst into flames.

 

[Ivy]

I stood there in shock, the flames getting higher.

 

[Mary Mary]

Just as the flames were about to singe my hair, the portal of energy sucked me in! I couldn't believe what I saw!

 

[Ivy]

I then realized where the bananas were!

 

[Bread]

The banana hoard had been looted, with not even a peel in sight!

 

[Dessa]

Why am I naked?

 

[Ivy]

This was a complete mystery.

 

[Dessa]

So I started thinking about those god damned bananas.

 

[LGH1288]

So I started thinking about those god damned bananas.

I remember the good old days when my very best girlfriend would come over to my house after school, we'd peel a whole bunch of bananas, lovingly dip each one in a bath of thick chocolate, shove a stick up one of the ends, then place them in the freezer until the chocolate shell would harden.