BosnianUmbrella
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THERE ARE FOR ME PAUL MCCARTNEY!!!!!!
Hi, im a semi retarded 20 year old virgin who is uglier than gonorrea. My friends are books and snob films. My girlfriend is my left hand but some times i cheat and do my right. I love sweet and sour chicken.. im a crack whore for that stuff. My standard for girls was that they had to be european, blue eyed and cultivated.. but now days i just want somone without a penis. Im afraid of sexual intimacy anyway...
I want to hold a girls hand and tell her how beautiful she really is. Im this close in paying a prostitute for that, and no, im not kidding.
I dont have much of real friends (who does?) and i talk by myself a lot, i spend hours doing that. I would love to drink when depressed like Bruce Willis in most of his movies but i get disgusted.. so i eat cake and icream... im not THAT fat anyway. My dream is being a novelist and movie script writer.. im studying something different.
Excuse me for the bad grammar or spelling, english is not my prime language. Or dont excuse me, whatever makes your cup of tea.
Hi, im a semi retarded 20 year old virgin who is uglier than gonorrea. My friends are books and snob films. My girlfriend is my left hand but some times i cheat and do my right. I love sweet and sour chicken.. im a crack whore for that stuff. My standard for girls was that they had to be european, blue eyed and cultivated.. but now days i just want somone without a penis. Im afraid of sexual intimacy anyway...
I want to hold a girls hand and tell her how beautiful she really is. Im this close in paying a prostitute for that, and no, im not kidding.
I dont have much of real friends (who does?) and i talk by myself a lot, i spend hours doing that. I would love to drink when depressed like Bruce Willis in most of his movies but i get disgusted.. so i eat cake and icream... im not THAT fat anyway. My dream is being a novelist and movie script writer.. im studying something different.
Excuse me for the bad grammar or spelling, english is not my prime language. Or dont excuse me, whatever makes your cup of tea.